Records of Controlled Chaos
or My Life is a Sitcom Waiting to Happen
Journal created:
on 14 April 2004 (#2831200)
Updated:
on 30 August 2010
Name:
Rebecca
Birthdate:
27 March 1987
Website:
I'm a girl, a Jill of all trades and master of none. I live on earth.
Quotes I have a strong affinity for:
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for. Or find someone life gave tequila and someone else who has been given salt and have a party."
"Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful or intelligent, but because they are themselves." - Henri Frederic Amiel, Swiss Philosopher
"The red stapler is an office supply. Not a friend. Avoid unhealthy relationships. Invest in your future. Princeton Review GRE prep." - Princeton Review flyer up in Guilford Hall.
-Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
-Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
-Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
-Rowling: (sigh) He grows up and marries you. (frustrated) Is that what you want to hear?
-Lisa: (dreamily) Yes!
"To run away is not glorious, but very healthy." - Russian proverb
"Well, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper." - FOTC
"Canada is the true north strong and free. That's how we roll here up in the sno-izzle. And by which I mean that we've got a bunch of snow we roll around in. It's melting though, which rocks, and makes my car very dirty. Sort of like that collection of pictures you have." - Sarah Bo
"Women are strange. They're like the Russians; they want credit for inventing everything." - Ed Wynn as Fairy Godfather in "Cinderfella"
Quotes I have a strong affinity for:
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for. Or find someone life gave tequila and someone else who has been given salt and have a party."
"Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful or intelligent, but because they are themselves." - Henri Frederic Amiel, Swiss Philosopher
"The red stapler is an office supply. Not a friend. Avoid unhealthy relationships. Invest in your future. Princeton Review GRE prep." - Princeton Review flyer up in Guilford Hall.
-Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
-Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
-Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
-Rowling: (sigh) He grows up and marries you. (frustrated) Is that what you want to hear?
-Lisa: (dreamily) Yes!
"To run away is not glorious, but very healthy." - Russian proverb
"Well, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper." - FOTC
"Canada is the true north strong and free. That's how we roll here up in the sno-izzle. And by which I mean that we've got a bunch of snow we roll around in. It's melting though, which rocks, and makes my car very dirty. Sort of like that collection of pictures you have." - Sarah Bo
"Women are strange. They're like the Russians; they want credit for inventing everything." - Ed Wynn as Fairy Godfather in "Cinderfella"
007, 1776, alexandre dumas, arthurian legend, ben barnes, books, brad paisley, brave new world, britain, case western reserve university, cedric diggory, chivalry, christian bale, coffee, colin firth, colorbars, creative writing, draco malfoy, england, epic romances, eric bana, europe, fairy tales, fanfic, fantasy films and novels, flight of the conchords, funny icons, geeks, gerard butler, girls state, harry potter, heath ledger, historical musicals, hobbits, horatio hornblower, hufflepuff, hugh dancy, hugh jackman, international pop music, ioan gruffudd, ireland, james d'arcy, jason isaacs, jazz, jon stewart, josh groban, knights, law & order: svu, legolas, lord of the rings, lord voldemort, love actually, magic, minesweeper, musketeers, nerds, new zeland, one liners, oregon girls state, orlando bloom, phantom of the opera, pippin, pirate monkeys, prince charming, quiddich, robert frost, robert pattinson, romanticism, rufus sewell, scotland, sean bean, sean biggerstaff, shakespeare, sigma psi, sliders, spy movies, st. mary's academy, stanislav ianevski, super heroes, the mummy, three musketeers, tom riddle, voltron, wales, web comics, well written fan fiction, wicked