I Like To Window Shop On Fifth Avenue

I can't believe this is happening to me. I am kinda stricken by this and extremely upset that I have to start anew in a new location. Now I know how those exilers felt in History. I'm exiled from the place I used to call home. Yes, I had a home before this one and it was at this different cool website where I written there for about five years. My entries aren't lost, but I just can't write there any longer. My bipolar new computer decided to take charge and banned me from the website forever. Apparently, the website was a risk to my computer, so it permenantly blocked from it. Apparently, my computer allegedly claimed there were a chock full of viruses ready to bombard my computer if I dared stepped foot in my old blogging grounds. Which is complete bullshit because D-Land never gave me any trouble at all. Well, I did had trouble with people I know reading my personal entries, but never had I ever experienced a virus-related incident by using that site. I think it's ironic that my new computer is taunting me after I JUST returned from a short hiatus to the sire. It wants me to suffer, but I won't dare mess with it. This new computer is too pricey to be cross at. I just have to adapt to it. I have to adapt to these new changes, I suppose. Maybe being exiled won't be a bad idea. Maybe it will be a learning experience. Maybe I will grow to love my new abode. And okay, I had livejournal accounts in the past, but this is the first time I will be settled. I never really committed to my other accounts, because I had a main journal that I was dedicated to. Oh my god, this makes me sound like all of my other livejournals were my side hoes and my main account at D-Land was my main squeeze. Lol. I feel like a journal pimp. Why, twisted similies, why?? But now that my main squeeze got banned by my computer with daddy issues, (FUCKING HOMEWRECKER.) we are separated for good but keep in good terms. That's how it's like. I can't write entries there no more, but I can still visit. Kinda like when you beak up with somebody but still remain close friends. So I am staring anew with LJ. It's early to see what will happen, but only time will tell. Though I'm not concerned one bit because I'll commit to this journal. I know I will.

Okay, I'll stop talking like a mental bitch now. I know I sound like a whole weirdo, but you haven't seen nothing yet. For the people who already know me, you know my tactics. For the people who don't, be prepared to catch up. I guaranteed it'll be a happy ol' trail of humor. So maybe being exiled will be fun.

Hey! It makes a hell of an first entry though.