flossed my teeth this morning next to a baby house centipede. lets get ready together for the world
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I hate the like, modern tiktokification of CAPTIONS. Flashing one word at a time super quickly, usually with some annoying bouncy effect on each word. Put the entire goddamn sentence (or appropriate chunk of the sentence) on the screen and let me read.
They treat captions like an aesthetic choice and not an accessibility aid.
And also whatever technology they're using to auto-generate them has a very weak grasp on the concept of 'homophones'
*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
inaturalist is truly the most rewarding “social media” experience. i’ll post a bug that i’m like 90% confident of the ID, and then The CEO Of That Bug with 200,000 identifications will back me up AND add it to his personal collection titled “amazing green bugs of north america” or something. and that makes life worth living
You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!
Spin the wheel to find out what!
How bad is it?
Actually way better than before!
Its good
It's alright
It's annoying but I'll be fine
It's pretty bad
IM DEAD
worse than death
Nothing changes/results
See ResultsThis idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!
i’m so sick of apps. twitter wont let me view posts anymore without sending me directly to the app store, reddit keeps begging me to download their app before i can view a random thread i had clicked on, people send me tiktok and instagram links and it probably wants me to upload a face ID and social security before i can even breathe in their direction. you’re a damn website now act like it. I Am Not Downloading A Fucking App.