Hug now, escape later

I spent most of yesterday watching Shoresy, and then Tumblr showed me some posts by people who enjoy imagining that all three of Letterkenny, Shoresy and Heated Rivalry exist in the same universe, and Shoresy's reactions to Gay MLH News. And I have a headcold and limited impulse control, so... this happened.

Some hockey players like dink, give your balls a tug and get used to it (2072 words) by ineptshieldmaid
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Shoresy (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Nat (Shoresy), Ziigwan (Shoresy), Miigwan (Shoresy), "Shoresy" Shore, Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags: Homophobia in sports, the enormous gulf between senior whale shit hockey and The Show, ilya rozanov respects a team that hates losing
Summary:

Miraculously, Shoresy manages to go viral without pissing off the league or any major sponsors either for his language or for not believing that the gays are ruining hockey.

On the other hand, Nat gets the most unnerving email of her career. Ilya Rozanov's manager wants to set up a call. It's coming from his personal manager, not the Centaurs or the show, but still, that can't be good. It also looks like Rozanov himself might be on the call. Who the fuck knows, he's intimidated enough of the MLH and the media, maybe he and his agent tag-team intimidating whaleshit hockey teams whose captains call him a fag.

Ziig and Miig basically cream their pants when she tells them. Shoresy, when he hears, seems convinced that Rozanov or Rozanov's team want to commend him