You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.
New Gazette album entitled DIM will be released - 2009/07/15 *writes date on calender*
I knew it would be coming!! yay!!!!!!!!!!
Now for the speculations on the title DIM = dim the lights DIM = sorry buddy your a bit dim DIM = dim sum is goood DIM = diminished chord DIM = Deportivo Independiente Medellín, a Colombian football club [ok probably not XDD] DIM = another dimension - The Gaze dimension = always french toast, hotness, dorkyness, crotchholding, water bottle squirting, guitargasms, the best music, and so on XDD
Mini Review esp written just to tease you Em's Also give people an idea of what the album is like
HEY JESUS FUCK YOUR FIRE AND PAIN HEY JESUS SUCK MY BRETHREN HATE HEY JESUS FUCK YOUR FIRE AND PAIN ART IS DRAWN BY PEOPLE VOMIT
what a way to start up an album saying Fuck to Jesus and vomit its all good. Im making it sound like a kinky porn flick or something like crucifix bitches 2 with added vomit lol. then straight into AGONY dunno about agony but im like damn this is a good guitar riff and scratch the shit outta that vinyl. Damn Catchy lyrics OH SHIT IT WAS DONE TOO MUCH OH SHIT OH PARDON ME Hyena doesnt need any introduction full on rocking Fight those evil media men fight them kick them right in the nuts. Take a pic of Ruki will you, right thats it *gets he bitch handbag*.
BURIAL APPLICANT really beautiful lyrics Hello my dear, kill me gently then to a really nice verse hardens up in the prechorus then rocky in the chorus with awesome hardcore bridge. Kinda like foreplay this one soft hard soft REALLY HARD GOING FOR PENETRATION NOW OMG RUKI OMGGGG eeeeee its too hard MOSH MOSH MOSH Then when your moshed you're lil butt off then its the chorus again lol.
Ganges ni akai bara - Get your Jazz groove on, this made me get up off my chair and dance lol im serious. Dont look at me like that i did *sticks out tounge* I danced kinda mmm like Hyde swinging my hips from side to side along with my hair. I can too dance like Hyde thats about all what I can dance like though my gf says I have too much a stiff back.
Regret- Well if you havent heard it then where have you been?
Calm Envy - the birthchild of cassis x bathroom its soo gorgeous has all the classic gorgeous acoustic bits and Ruki's voice really shines through. Guitar solo very reminiscent of sugizo. Its gonna kick mega bum live.
Swallowtail on the Death Valley - Funky Use that damn wah. ooh more funk. FUNK FUNK FUNK ME FUNK ME HARDER HARDER DAMMIT >_<. Yep really nice one on the album another one that'll make you shake your ass.
MOB 136 BARS - YES SCREAM AT ME RUKI SCREAM - MOSH MOSH MOSH damn This hardcore pace kicks ass and ruki's vocals kick mega ass from screetching to normal to growling he is like a lil mini animal unleashed Then the prechorus has a very nice slapping bass action from Reita.
GENTLE LIE - Funky start up again to nice verse "Please give me a gentle kiss" Of course Ruki which mangina or fangirl wouldnt. However a gentle one might be difficult more like full on snogging.
Filth in the Beauty - same as Regret's description lol
Circle of Swindler - Nice Hardcore Rock with elements of Hyena in there. Damn Im soo rocked and moshed out by now. ooh chorus back on ROCK MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chizuru - see Regret's description as well
People Error - That piano track thats been playing at the ohp but the full version very nice way to end off the album. Leaves everyone to catch their breath
1st listen for me and im totally stunned its truly breathtaking more moving than a piece of art more beautiful than a sculpture they have made something which will captivate people for years to come Anyways its 3am im heading to bed