I'm back. Life isn't normal but has left the twilight zone. I'll post a series of updates filling in the blanks a bit as soon as I can update from a computer and not just my phone.
Today a woman decided to yell at me as I was crossing the street "when's the last time you fed that dog?" In New Haven I had animal control called on me about Biff being underweight. I can't tell you how many times I've heard the same things from different people in the years I've had guide dogs.
IT'S GETTING FUCKING OLD PEOPLE
Labs shouldn't have a belly, they shouldn't be barrel shaped, they shouldn't jiggle when they walk they should be muscular and trim and have a nice tucked tummy no ribs showing unless maybe they're performing a serious yoga style stretch (Biff does the downward dog very well according to my yoga instructor)
My guide dog is an ATHLETE he has low body fat deal with it he works for a living and I bet his job is way more rewarding to him than yours is for you if all you can think to do is harass a blind person in the middle of a fucking crosswalk from your fucking car about her dog's weight.
So hate me for not wanting my dog to have hip and back issues. despise me for not wanting my dog to get diabetes. But keep it to your fucking self, my vets have always said my dogs are in great shape and tell me how many obese pets they see.
You guys know I'm super leery of anything on the internet But even Mastt's dad reccomended we do this site. They're legit and you can really get prizes.
so click there and I get extra points if you join.
Apply for a new ps2. Give up reading. Backup my music regularly. Buy new tongue rings. Go to incense every Sunday. Volunteer to spend time with faeries.
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