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Title: and great things like that (~9,000 words) set some time after this.
Pairing: Ryan/Ronon (Pete/Patrick, John/Rodney, Ryan/food)
Summary: "Spencer! Spencer, did you get the right kind of chips this time? Remember, I wanted the ones with the ridges. They're better for scooping up dip. Spencer!"
Notes: Happy birthday, Bran! I hope your birthday was full of hugs and kisses, and you know, peace signs, and gr8 things like that. I love you, girlfriend. I think you're super delicious. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor. ~_~

If you're wondering, yes, this is exactly what you think it is. God help us all. To any readers who don't know what I'm talking about...I'm sorry in advance. Thank you to bluejbird and minor_fifth who let me ask them dumb questions about what should happen, and read over this ridiculousness. ♥ This is 100% ridiculousness, trust me.

This sort of messes with events that happened in season 5 of SGA. Mild spoilers, I guess.

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I don't even know what to do with myself now. What is this even DOING HERE???

Title: That's Because It is a Good Idea
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick goes to Peru and becomes a friend of alpacas.
Notes: 6300 words~ For fledmusic, for funsies. Liz and I were loling about these alpacas and Singer calling Patrick 'Pat' in the same night. This world was the result. I hope this makes it come to life for you, Liz! Title is from that Los Campesinos! song. I made bluejbird and kissingchaos9 both read this at some point, so thank you to them.

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So, it's not even Valentine's Day any more, but it still technically was when I began writing this, so it counts. For makesomelove and bluejbird and any others out there who appreciate Ronon and Ryan Ross' love.

Title: You're Beautiful But You Don't Even Try
Pairing: Ronon/Ryan Ross! (plus background McKay/Sheppard, Pete/Patrick and Brendon/Spencer)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,371
Summary: Ronon tries to plan something special for Ryan Ross on Valentine's Day. Set in the With No Handlebars universe.

Spoilers for the series finale of SGA!

Title is from "Love Bug" by The Jonas Brothers.

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This is so cheesy, please forgive me.

Title: The Edmontosaurus Honked Plaintively
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Patrick is a secret dinosaur WITH SECRETS. The skull shows signs that Edmontosaurus may have had large inflatable flaps of skin near its nose, perhaps used to attract a mate, or to make a loud honking noise.
Notes: For fledmusic, who is in Costa Rica.

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We have a new president, so now have some crack fic?

So okay, a few days ago makesomelove wrote me this, in which Patrick is a SECRET DINOSAUR. More specifically, an Edmontosaurus, because it's maybe the cutest dinosaur of all time? It made honking noises, okay?! And Ryan Ross is a t-rex! So okay, that was pretty much the best thing ever.

And then the next morning Kota My Triceratops, a life-size baby dinosaur children's toy was discovered. And we were sort of horrified, because I mean, look at it! It's a creepy robot dinosaur! Watch the video on that page if you don't believe me.

makesomelove: patrick
makesomelove: would
makesomelove: be
makesomelove: so
makesomelove: jealous
makesomelove: of kota
rain_dances: fsjd;klaaaaaaa
makesomelove: YOU CANNOT M8 WITH PETE KOTA
rain_dances: afsl;dj;als patrick talking to it
rain_dances: HOOONK HOOOONK
makesomelove: HONK HONK >(

Umm, so naturally, I had to write Kota being an evil animatronic dinosaur? Think of it as a belated Halloween fic. In which Patrick, the secret dinosaur, is tormented by a Playskool dinosaur toy. Yeah, uhh. It's 100% the dumbest thing I've ever written. However, I did legitimately creep myself out, thinking that I was going to wake up and find Kota staring at me, so there's that.

Read Bran's fic first, because it will explain a lot, and is also about a million times better than mine. ♥ I'm only posting this because she's making me.

Thank you to minor_fifth, the best BFF, for providing me with opinions and ideas, especially for the title, which made me laugh for five minutes straight. Props to anyone who understands the reference!

This is so not real. Any of it.

Do Robotic Triceratops Dream of Electric-Bass Players?
Pete/Patrick (with appearances by Ryan Ross!)
~5,000 words
PG-13 for...robotic dinosaur terror? and sexual situations? I don't know!

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In conclusion, Pete is a furry. Hoonk hoooonk!

Okay, so, this is a little late, but it's still bluejbird's birthday in my timezone, so it still counts! I decided to write this because a) Becca is one of my most favorite people, and I needed to give her a present and b) it just needed to exist, because Ryan/Ronon is the greatest crossover pairing of real/fictional people maybe ever.

So, without further ado, I present, to her and to you:

With No Handlebars, or, A Little Less Molly Ringwald, A Little More Shore Leave. Set in the same universe (or universes, I guess) as this comment fic that Becca herself wrote...I am merely expounding upon her brilliance! You should probably read that first, or a few important details will not make much sense.

Bandom/SGA crossover: Ryan Ross/Ronon Dex (Pete/Patrick, McKay/Sheppard, a little bit of Brendon/Spencer) Basically as many OTP's as I could fit in! Oh, also, past Pete/Ryan.

~8,000 words

Mostly PG-13, I'd say, but there is one scene in there that is maybe higher, I don't know, I'm bad with ratings.

Disclaimer: This isn't real, because half the people in this story are fictional, and even within their fictional world, it's still not true. As far as I know, Rodney McKay is not a Panic At The Disco fan...but he could be, who knows!

Title stolen from the Flobots' song "Handlebars" and obviously, Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me.'" Which is already Molly Ringwald related! So thanks, Fall Out Boy!

Notes: Thank you so so much to mintyfiend and makesomelove, for looking this over and catching my stupid mistakes, letting me ramble to them, giving me ideas, and agreeing with me that James Spader is hot. ♥ I couldn't have done it without you!

This is Ronon, in case anyone is wondering. He's basically really hot. And well, just think about how hilarious and cute he'd look with Ryan. I mean, really. Also imagine him hanging out with Pete Wentz. Great, huh?

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THE END. FOR NOW.