I'll start with the bad news: I'm impatient, stubborn, socially awkward, and kind of lazy. I also get irrationally angry when Hollywood stops even pretending to care about inventive premises. The good news? I'm fairly smart, unless you're asking for directions; in that case, you're pretty much on your own. I'm a nice person; everyone gets the benefit of the doubt with me. I care about my friends and I'll listen to anyone who needs to vent about something. I think I'm pretty funny, especially at three in the morning. I can write sonnets and sistinas on command. That should count for something, right? I play the piano really well, and the electric and acoustic guitars really unimpressively.