1st in a loooong while

This message made it through my SPAM filter:

"Hi there
Hey where have you been recently ? I could not get any news from you for a long time. Anyway, I found a decent pharmacy store from google last week. I decided to give a shot because it was Canada Licensed Drugstore. Well the prices were % 65 cheaper than the local pharmacies in my region. So I took a chance. I took my medicines in my hand 3 days after i ordered and they were packed very well as they claimed that they provide full anonymity. Needless to say medicines are legit and they give me what i want :) If you need any medicine without any prescription, give it a try until the discount ends.
Take care of yourself. I included the url below. See you later."

I decided to write back. Here is my response:

"Hey Davey Jones!
You really should work on the language when you are trying to scam people into thinking they are your old friend. You shouldn't be so wooden in your speech.

Here you go, your text rewritten:

"Hey how are you?!?
I haven't heard from you in a while, what have you been up to recently? Listen, I am sending this email out to all of my friends because this deal is seriously too good to pass up. I needed some medication when I injured myself so I did some searching around the internet. It seemed legit because it is a Canada Licensed Drugstore. The prices were around 65% cheaper than everywhere else I checked; so I took a chance. I had the meds in my hand 3 days after i ordered them and they were packed as well as they claimed, preserving my anonymity. Needless to say medicines are legit and they give me what i want :) If you need any medicine without a prescription, give it a try until the discount ends.

Take care and I'll talk to you again soon."

What do you think?"


LULZ I hope he writes back.

Hijacked from Rhys....

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE, THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT, THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

2) What was your dream growing up?

3) What talent do you wish you had?

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5) Favorite vegetable?

6) What was the last book you read?

7) What zodiac sign are you?

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

9) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11) What is your favorite sport?

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

16) Do you have any pets?

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

18) What was your first impression of me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What color eyes do you have?

23) Ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can soda?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

1st LJ post in almost a year.........

Today is a good day....... Today I received my Dream Theater tickets.
The concert is in August and I don't know who is going with me but I can't wait. I have been wanting to see these cats in concert forever.

I have an extra ticket, if you think you might want to go.... let me know.

Thats all I have to say.
  • Current Music
    Bleed Me Dry - Redemption

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Weeeeeell, it looks like this is whats up.

Dreamworks Studios is going to pay for our plane tickets, hotel room and spending cash. These are some rich ass movie folk paying us a bunch of money for this.

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There is a Live Action Transformers movie coming out in '07.

Next Tuesday I am going to New Mexico.

The directors of this Transformers movie want A-10s in the movie.

My squadron got the contract for it.

I got picked to go.

I'm going to New Mexico to be in the movie... maybe...

I'm gonna try to be an extra, that would be wowsome!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I JUST HEARD THE NEW TOOL SONG ON THE RADIO.......... 7 MINUTES OF PURE JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the song is called Vicarious and it is everything you would expect from a new Tool song. They are playing it 3 more times in the next 2 hours
  • Current Mood
    ecstatic WAHOOOOO!!!

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Tell me something, what do you think the nature of Evil is?

I am really liking school now, even my math class. I have also been talking to a bunch of people at work about some places we are going to hike this summer. One of them is called the Linville Gorge. I really think that anyone who is interested in wowsome hikes should come down for a weekend, you will have a place to sleep and junk. It would be rad! 

Sometimes when I reminisce(sp?) about days of old, I get a bit sad. You an me had some great times woman, and I miss them.
  • Current Mood
    sleepy sooo sleepy.....

The land of Milk and Honey

I am in Florida right now.
This place is totally awesome and just re-affirms my need to live near the beach. I realize more and more how much the ocean makes me happy. I just bought some snorkling gear and my buddy Dan and I are gonna go see if we can catch some sand dollars tomorrow morning. yesterday I drank the following
1 shot of cuervo 1800
2 46 ounce margaritas that were each as big as your head.. pictures in a week when I get back.
1 beer
ans Dan and I saved this guy shannon from drowning in a rip current.

what a damn good trip.

more to come later.. gotta go to work.