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Love is the slowest form of Suicide by The IceYoukai
K is in love with Shuicihi. The problem is, he doesn't know if Shuicihi loves him. Slight angst.
A delightful slice 'o the awful pie. Readers will note that the trouble begins before the fic even starts, as the author comments "I have only seen the first four episodes, so I profusely apologise and beg your forgiveness if everyone is OOC." I think it's going to take more than beggining for forgiveness to make me forget the horrors contained within... Love is the slowest form of Suicide!!!!!
Slightly Sarcastic Summary
Poor K! He's in love with Shuichi, the boy whose body apparently "screams sex appeal". Of course we all know that K can't have Shuichi but the question must be asked... do we all really know why? This fic tells us "Shuichi was taken. His boyfriend being the bastard, Eiri Yuki." Insert some random crap where K angsts about how he's a dirty old man, and Shuichi is all young/virile/sexy. Yeah, K has angst because he wants Shuichi SO DAMN BAD, but the world seems to conspire against him molesting the pop star.
Oh yes, and K is divorced because Judy is a filthy whore. This isn't particularly important to the plot, basically an excuse to mention that K is swingin' single and that his son is SUCH A LITTLE TROOPER!!11!!1 Also, that his ex-wife is a total tramp who never deserved his beautiful, beautiful love!!
Whatever.
Insert about four paragraphs of waffled crap about K burning up on the inside because of his oh-so-forbidden-lurv-4-Shu-chan, and that's pretty much the entire fic summed up. You'll note that there is little to this summary, probably because there is an equally minimal amount of real material in the fic. If one were to write the entire plot (for this apparent first chapter of an ongoing series, oh noes) in point form it qould quite simply read as follows:
- K likes Shuichi
- Shuichi is hott
- Yuki = wanker
- K likes British movies
- Judy is a TRAMPSLUTWHOREBITCH (aka: K, divorced)
- K still likes Shuichi
- K has major angst
- K thinks that love slowly kills on the inside, burning, cutting, shattering, tearing everything apart until the heart is devoid of love and all that is felt is excruciating pain.
- K is oddly addicted to a "swivel chair"
- K continues to have angst
THE END!11!1
Yeah, there's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. OMG THX, THEICEYOUKAI!!1!1
K is in love with Shuicihi. The problem is, he doesn't know if Shuicihi loves him. Slight angst.
A delightful slice 'o the awful pie. Readers will note that the trouble begins before the fic even starts, as the author comments "I have only seen the first four episodes, so I profusely apologise and beg your forgiveness if everyone is OOC." I think it's going to take more than beggining for forgiveness to make me forget the horrors contained within... Love is the slowest form of Suicide!!!!!
Slightly Sarcastic Summary
Poor K! He's in love with Shuichi, the boy whose body apparently "screams sex appeal". Of course we all know that K can't have Shuichi but the question must be asked... do we all really know why? This fic tells us "Shuichi was taken. His boyfriend being the bastard, Eiri Yuki." Insert some random crap where K angsts about how he's a dirty old man, and Shuichi is all young/virile/sexy. Yeah, K has angst because he wants Shuichi SO DAMN BAD, but the world seems to conspire against him molesting the pop star.
Oh yes, and K is divorced because Judy is a filthy whore. This isn't particularly important to the plot, basically an excuse to mention that K is swingin' single and that his son is SUCH A LITTLE TROOPER!!11!!1 Also, that his ex-wife is a total tramp who never deserved his beautiful, beautiful love!!
Whatever.
Insert about four paragraphs of waffled crap about K burning up on the inside because of his oh-so-forbidden-lurv-4-Shu-chan, and that's pretty much the entire fic summed up. You'll note that there is little to this summary, probably because there is an equally minimal amount of real material in the fic. If one were to write the entire plot (for this apparent first chapter of an ongoing series, oh noes) in point form it qould quite simply read as follows:
- K likes Shuichi
- Shuichi is hott
- Yuki = wanker
- K likes British movies
- Judy is a TRAMPSLUTWHOREBITCH (aka: K, divorced)
- K still likes Shuichi
- K has major angst
- K thinks that love slowly kills on the inside, burning, cutting, shattering, tearing everything apart until the heart is devoid of love and all that is felt is excruciating pain.
- K is oddly addicted to a "swivel chair"
- K continues to have angst
THE END!11!1
Yeah, there's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. OMG THX, THEICEYOUKAI!!1!1