The Pink Dossier

User sagearagon  has been banned for being a nuisance. Most UN fabulous.

Because shm_hisforever asked.





It is my dream to one day organize one of these.

Not sure if I want to eat them or slip them on and trample someone. Or both. I need help.

You guys still reading this comm? It's been dead quiet since October!

It can be time nao for moar posting, plz.

Kthxbai.

Here's some Wondermark so as to keep up with the fabulous posting requirement.

This pedicure was brought to you by the letter "Playing Hookie"

If one more person on Yelps mistakes me for a drag queen, I'm going to fucking leave. I'm serious.

Here are some socks and things I bought on SockDreams today. I even included detailed directions of how to find them on the site. Enjoy.



Fishnets -Nouvella - Fishnet Trouser Socks



Dream Stockings - Dreamy Knees - Rainforest Option



Over The Knee - Rainbow Dreams - Pastel



Gloves - Sheer Mesh Gloves With Rhinestone Trim



Arm Warmers - Opaque Spiderweb Arm Warmers

Yeah, so that's what I did with myself today.

vain, new shoes, legs... feel free to ignore
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So, these words are a constant part of my vocabulary. No, I am not a sailor, but close, I work in the engineering/research part of my office.

Here goes, please cover your ears if you are under 13. Please make suggestions if you have any juicy words to add to my collection. :D

List including definitions as I see them

1. Asshat - a hat that is made out of ass. ex: "You are such an asshat"
2. Fuckdart - a more harsh word than asshat, a fuckdart can be described as a sharp pointy projectile that stabs you for the purposes of rape-age. ex: "Hey, fuckdart, that's a stop sign, so you should stop" (note: I have gotten applause for this phrase when crossing the street and stopping a guy from running over the people in the street)
3. Cocksplash - like a sneeze guard at the salad bar only for a cock. A mild expletive that can be used when joking around. ex: "Omg, you are such a cocksplash, i TOLD you we were suppose to go out tonight".
4. Disclaver - not really a cuss word, but could be? This is the little bit between your belly button and clitoris. Like a disclaimer, only in your pants. ex: "can I touch your disclaver?"
5.*new* dicktwit - a person who is not only a dick but a twit too. "Hey dicktwit, stop beating your children and fight an adult".

I'm on a self-imposed hiatus from posting about my RL experiences on my LJ, so in the meantime I figure I'll just do filler posts on here.

The hunt for the right prom dress for my "roller derby prom queen" is in full swing. Roxanne even put up a post about it in her private journal to enlist others in the search. My costume has become the product of a collective think tank spanning all o'er the webz

I am so thankful to have such a fabulous support network.

So here are some dresses I'm considering, along with the combined price (cost + shipping). Feedback is most appreciated.

 $69.95

 $34.99

 $80.99

 GBP 24.49

For some reason I every time I type in "Prom Dress" I keep getting cheongsams. Maybe I could go that route.

I figure while I'm laid out like this, I might as well occupy my time doing some memes. I caught this one like I did the flu.

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