I am currently at work, and the Blue Angels are practicing right over head. I know the purpose of them is to impress me and make me think my tax money is going to good things. And man, I am falling for it. Seduce me, Pentagon, seduce me!
If you ever want to feel just like everybody else ride the bus.
Fun things that happen on the bus.
Yesterday about forty six year olds get on the bus. As soon as I saw them I started pleading with God that the one who would sit by me wouldn't smell. She didn't. Well she smelled, but it was play dough. But we didn't sit by each other for long. I gave up my seat so more of the little urchins could sit down.
Some other day a woman stood in the door debating with god whether or not to ride the bus that day.
The first time I toke my bike on the bus. The bus driver would honk his horn at me every time I did something wrong. First I tried putting the bike in the rack. HONK!!!! I was trying to put the in opposite direction it should. I turned the bike. I tried again. HONK!!! Wrong part of the rack. I out it in the right part. I tried putting the hook to tie down the bike. HONK!!! Wrong hook. So I finally get it right. When I got off, I forgot to tell him I was getting my bike. He started to drive off. I slammed on the side of the bus. I finally got my bike. I started to walk away. HONK!!! I forgot to put up the rack.
There is more bus fun but I have to go shower now so I can go to work.
On C-span there's a town meeting with the French president about France joining the European Union, so its all in french. But, there's a translator. But's there's only one translator. So this woman is doing everyone. I am trying to fall asleep listening to this, but I have no idea what's going on because it's only one voice so it sounds like she is talking and arguing with her self.
I am getting weird cravings. I never want sugar, but lately I want candy all the time. I never like peanut butter, but lo and behold I want peanut butter.
From what I've read from random things over the years (I really don't know how to read, but I usually get the gist of the articles from the pictures.) when your body gets cravings it means your body needs what ever you're craving. But I rather be pregnant. I would get a baby shower.
Thanks to everybody who came to my goodbye bash last night. I was taking mental notes of people absent. I kid, I kid. Like I said last night, I didn't know that many people liked me. I know I can count on you guys. (Lord knows I can't type or spell.) And that means alot. If I'm ever feeling blue, I will think of you guys. I will miss all of you guys. I wish I had pictures to prove to family at home that people do like me. I wish all of you the best. I promise I will get that shock collar.
Because I always end all conversations with an awkward silence. Naked Meetings. (Inside Joke.)
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