“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
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now that i'm thinking about rio again, something has occured to me. it is really fucking funny that Rio (2011) and Fast Five (2011) released in the same year and are both movies located in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. those share a universe in my head now entirely because it's funny as fuck
i ship jewel and letty. you can do whatever you want in your mind palace forever
i like to think they explored each other's bodies
“Did you just stealed a fruit?”
“I uh. I scrumped a mulberry. I’m fossicking.”
“I don’t know what scrumped or fossicking is.”
“Scrumping is where you see a delicious fruit that doesn’t belong to you and eat it. Fossicking is wandering around looking for treasure.”
“Do other people know that those are words? Or are they just for you?”
“Dad, the spouse and I both have meetings at nine, could you take the lead on child supervision? Play some legos, watch some YouTube, maybe describe the uses of some of your tools?”
“Sure!” my dad said. “YouTube or Legos, right?”
Fifteen minutes later I’m arguing a point of nonprofit law on the deck and I look over to see my child holding a propane torch and my dad carefully explaining which plants are weeds growing between pavers that the child can set on fire and which ones are there on purpose.
happy ides of March
yo why is this on my dash its august
Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!
It's knife day
once again this has been getting notes for the past few days, and it's only knife day morning today!
