i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
i need less interpretations of toxic or abusive relationships occurring out of a lack of love, and more interpretations of love as a complex emotion that is not inherently pure. you can do horrible things to someone because you love them. you can love someone, but love something else more in a way that hurts your loved one. you can love someone deeply and be bad at showing it in a way that causes harm. i need more people to see how love can powerful and real, and not a guarantee of anything. sometimes it's not just obsession or manipulation or an attempt at control. sometimes it's also love, and sometimes love is the only motivation
most things are very complex machines, even animals <- “smart” thing to say, “irrefutable”
most things are very complex animals, even machines <- “odd”, “incorrect”, “anthropomorphizing”
everything is spiders <- everything is spiders
I want stories about women protagonists in the genres I like, women who are time travellers and space explorers and wizards and hackers and scientists and gruff captains and clones and cyborgs, women doing wilderness survival and postapocalyptic cross-country treks and investigating Weird Monoliths and getting bloody and scruffy and beat up by the spec fic nonsense. And sometimes I also want to watch movies. These desires are mostly incompatible
Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,
One might go so far as to say a type of woman,
People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.
Keep in mind I’m coming from an informed place because I read about 1000 of these a year.
Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)
image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today
and you Taste It /end description
whenever i see people joking about horatio having to go back to wittenberg after his awful winter break, i want to point out that act 1 takes place in late december, but hamlet's father is said to have been dead for 4 months by act 3, and flowers are blooming and the river is clearly running by the time of act 4. so it's around april at the earliest by the end of the play & absolutely past the point of winter break for horatio. this man just left for break and never went back.
it's impossible to be a bad person if you hate yourself. by obsessively contemplating your flaws and inadequacies you actually cultivate qualities of humility, empathy and care for others, and it proves how sensitive and prosocial you are. and, funnily enough, the more shit of a person you believe yourself to be, the more qualified you are to tell others what they should do and believe. you are justified by your pain. anyone who says otherwise is being cruel-- don't they know how much you hate yourself?








