if you don't know what a bofh is, you don't belong in this community.
if you piss me (or anyone else i know) off, you will lose your membership to the community.
and if you ask a stupid question, i will delete your account. <clickety click>
(props to bellia who, even though she created her livejournal 2 years ago and STILL hasn't used it, is an honorary member of this community cos she's evil and she rocks.)