evil bastards

oh i like this. i like this a lot. muahahaha..
my name is lindsey and i am an evil bastard.

now, can someone tell me how to hack into an unsuspecting morons journal?

it is i, djenigma, your evil maintainer... i know you have all been busy plotting world domination and everything, but don't forget to share your plans with the group, eh? two evil heads are better than one.. or something...

So - I'm a newby here. But not a newby to being evil hehe.

Anyway - I need your help! I live in an apartment building, and one of our obnoxious neighbors is always parking in our parking spot, and its a pain, cause then we gotta park farther away and its a big annoying ordeal. It was ok the first time, but its been months now - and its annoying.
Any idea's for vengence????
Also - what do you suggest one does if someone (or 2 people in particular) are really buggin me on live journal? Any things I can do, I tried guessing passwords, but it didn't work. Thanks!

My Favorite Prank:
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find someone at work who you can't stand (preferably someone who likes kittens), and send them this link. make sure they have their sound turned up loud when they click on it. ;)

disclaimer: if you are at work, it's probably best not to click this link. you've been warned.

for the ultimate in evil, you gotta check this out... hehehehe.

God i wish i could lash out at some people right now.. i'm in the mood for a good verbal fite... and mom sucks at verbal fights, cos the second i open my mouth she cries.. i'm not THAT bad *hehe*

Only a phychotic freak would ask for the opinions of a buncha evil bastards...
...but since I am the freak...
^_~

First of all, I re-did my entire LJ, so everyone has to go look and tell me what they think. 's the first time I've tried their over rides.
Secondly, if you all have IE and know how to minimize a popup... my site just got revamped, want opinions on that too! :P
Takes a bit to load, the first time especially.
PlanetKulitron.

That's it for now, so I leave for the time with a parting question:
Why does macaroni stick to other macaroni when you get it wet? Ah, one of the universe's greatest mysteries, right there :P.

today's food for thought:

what are some good ways to torture and exact revenge upon someone who owes you a large sum of money?

Hello all, The Freak (I, for those who are confused :P) is here- you may all rejoice!
Mmmm... chicken...
Geh, I'm known for random comments. I can talk my way out of any situation...
The one exception in my life was once when a group of us were sitting outside the counseling office during a mandatory assembly, drinking soda in a no-food area, playing poker loudly in front of the school staff, running around on wheels… in the rival school’s colors. But that’s a different story.
So um, yeah.
I'm generally refered to as a Bitch, a Bastard, and a Freak.
I think I prefere Freak- because I AM The Freak On Wheels...
But it's a close tie between them anyway.
So that's my intro, and remember kids:
Don't stand on the SALAD!
:P

Define bitch : classy vocabulary and does not hesitate to use it to hurt, payout, or burn anyone.
I would have originally named my journal as 'bitch' but it was taken.. shit eh?
i'm just saying hi... 'hi!!!' i have absolutely no reason for joining this community... cept i was looking for cool people.. and there weren't any other appealing communities... none of u will really get to know me unelss u have access to read my journal *and all its bitchy horrid friends entries*... But i think u havea fair drift.. i'm a LIL screweed up .. i have too many losers for friends.. (i love 99% of them tho).