Email From Idiots

Oh, Smart Women, Whose Eyes are like Sparkly Marbles, Whose Hair is Softer than a T-shirt that has been washed 100 times, Whose Chests are ... uh ... what was my question again?

Oh yeah. My name is, uh, "Bob." My dream has always been to star on "One Life to Live." I've noticed that whenever somebody says something shocking, like "I'm Brad's wife!" or "You killed my fish!" all the characters kinda stare off into space while the music gets louder. I got that part down real good! I practice staring off into space all day. So what else do I need to do?

I was hoping you could help me settle a bet I have going with some of my enemies. I mean friends. I have a bet going with my friends.

Anyway, I KNOW for a fact that you have to cook a body for at least two hours at 450 degrees for it to be even remotly edible (I mean, raw meat is soooooo disgusting), but one of ,y friends says that you can get it done much faster if you increase the temperature to 1000 degrees and pop the body in for 20-30 minutes, and another one says that you have to cook it at 300 degrees for at least four hours to get the best flavor. Who's right?

And this is all hypothetical of course...>.> We don't...um...we don't actually cook people up. Nosirre, not us. Nope. Not at all. Cook people? Not us, thats for sure. *guilty looking grin*

~Needs cooking help in idoow (and yes, that is a real place...sortof)

P.S. Whatever you heard about us, it's not true!!

P.P.S. I LOVE the PeeJee and Aubray avatars

Dear Godesses of the divine,

I have a real problem going for relationships that I know won't work. I etiher put physcial barriers in the way or emotional ones. This seems to be a trend with me.
Sometimes a person just wants hot monkey sex, other times they want deep and meaningful, just now I got bubquise.

Hopefully
Confused and lonely.

...the spam entry in email from idiots..

TO: Grace
FROM: Treated E. Impacted" <hymen@aandtconsultants.com>
SUBJECT: use only pfsreosional sfotware, be pfserosional

The email itself isn't important. I think the email's subject line says it all.

From management@XXXXX.com
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 07:45:02 -0500
To: Me@XXXXX.com
Subject: ***BAD ATTACHMENT*** Important notify about your e-mail account.
From: management@XXXXX.com


Dear user of e-mail server "XXXXX.com",

We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may
contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe,
please, follow the instructions.

Advanced details can be found in attached file.

Sincerely,
The XXXXX.com team http://www.XXXXX.com

===========================================================================
WARNING: This e-mail has been altered by MIMEDefang. Following this
paragraph are indications of the actual changes made. For more
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MIMEDefang, see:

(random link here)

An attachment named Message.pif was removed from this document as it
constituted a security hazard. If you require this document, please contact
the sender and arrange an alternate means of receiving it.


I think the funny thing about this is that the email server they're trying to emulate stripped the virus attachment but did not mark the file as spam.

Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:02:31 +0100
Message-ID: <4196D63B0000211D@kanga.london.ongenie.net>
From: victoredeh@o2.co.uk
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-15"

DEAR FRIEND,
MY NAME IS MR TAYE JOHNSON AND I WAS BORN ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER1943,THAT
MAKES ME 61 YEARS THIS YEAR.
I WAS NOT BORN WITH THE PROVERBIAL SILVER SPOON.AND YEARS OF POVERTY AND
HUNGER PROVIDED,ME A PLATFORM TO STRIVE TO SUCCEED IN LIFE AND THIS I MUST
CONFESS I DID,ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.IN DOING SO I PROMISED MY SELF TO NEVER
SHOW LOVE OR MERCY TO ANYONE,AND THIS I DID WITH HATE IN MY HEART AND NO
LOVE.( Read more...Collapse )

( SpamCollapse )

Yes, I will be sure to do your spamming for you.

From: "Hatty" <sliuouvadp@bowen.com>
To: Brenda ----- I got this at work! Shouldn't we have a SPAM blocker or something? Sheesh!
Date: Saturday - October 30, 2004 8:57 PM
Subject: Partner with paypal account need

Hello
We are looking for business-partners in world for cooperation in money exchange.
Our company is the leader in online money-exchange on the Russian market.
Nowadays Russian web-sponsors, as well as web-sponsors all over the world,
feel the deficit in online-money (such as E-gold).
We are looking for partners with paypal account in diffrent countries
for quick money-exchange from sponsors paypal accounts.
In order to become our partner you need: verifed paypal account,
You must have cash funds or credit card to make westernunion transfer instantly,
after u receive paypal funds.
We pay 10% and all paypal fees and westernunion fees.
For constantly work percent will rise.
If you intrested please fill this form
http://222.223.129.246

(Before filling form, install any of instantly messenger, if u do not fill this forms,
we will do not answer on your filling)
Thank you.

Reply-To: "Love Consultant" <loveconsultant7523@bwdsw.com>
From: "Love Consultant" <loveconsultant7523@bwdsw.com>
To: (me)
Subject: So (my email address), 2003 wasn't all that ha? Here's someone that can make you happy
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 05:03:26 GMT
Message-ID: <c3c82ccda22c4376bc03d6b7154ba23546411c@bwdsw.com>
X-BBounce: 211074-KsRh9DdzgAw4WaT0oWqtfLT3vk6mc05h-AwBVJgCRG80GR1JTSU5UAAAA
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;boundary="Part.537401244.1562985072"


-- (my email address), 2004 is here and youre still watching TV at nights? Alone? -- [no.]



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