id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

Came right up when I searched it, unfortunately

Tool Tip: Telling everyone that you “always hated [Asshole] the whole time” or you “knew he was bad news” after that person is discovered to be [Asshole] makes the people in your vicinity annoyed. Making fun of [Asshole]’s appearance makes people in your vicinity think you are stupid.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

i fucked sudoku

CAUTION chicken crossing the dashboard please hold momentarily

System of a down in 2026

"Hawk Tuey!" lol

wake up! on that thang

i dont think you hawk. in. my. self-righteous tuahcide

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

Saw this in the comments lol

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

Beasts

The American worship of The Dog as a sort of animal god, complete with a taboo against depictions of violence, even fictional, against them, is one of the most harrowing things about this nation’s culture.

im serene just like you