for anyone who needs the lulz
a few minor deadlines down. i celebrate by posting happystuff!
most of this is in filipino, but i like to imagine there's enough english in here to amuse everyone er, somehow.
TEN QUOTABLE QUOTES:
1. Better late than pregnant.
2. Pag may tiyaga, good luck.
3. Aanhin pa ang damo, kabayo ba ako??
4. Pag binato ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman.
5. Kung me isinuksok, me mabubuntis.
6. It is better to give, much better to receive.
7. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, oiliness is next to blemishes.
8. Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin, pawisin.
9. Pagkahaba-haba man daw ng prusisyon, mauubos din ang kandila.
10. Honesty is such a lonely word.
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(gets shot)
okay i swear this one is funnier. this is an email that
eclair forwarded to me. it's the return of The Sexiest Girl of DM. or well... someone almost exactly like her.
even if you're not filipino, tell me if this makes sense? i'd love to know if the humor gets across to non-filipino speakers. i remember a friend once remarked she was surprised at the amount of english that's used in our day-to-day conversations.
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most of this is in filipino, but i like to imagine there's enough english in here to amuse everyone er, somehow.
TEN QUOTABLE QUOTES:
1. Better late than pregnant.
2. Pag may tiyaga, good luck.
3. Aanhin pa ang damo, kabayo ba ako??
4. Pag binato ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman.
5. Kung me isinuksok, me mabubuntis.
6. It is better to give, much better to receive.
7. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, oiliness is next to blemishes.
8. Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin, pawisin.
9. Pagkahaba-haba man daw ng prusisyon, mauubos din ang kandila.
10. Honesty is such a lonely word.
...
(gets shot)
okay i swear this one is funnier. this is an email that
eclair forwarded to me. it's the return of The Sexiest Girl of DM. or well... someone almost exactly like her.even if you're not filipino, tell me if this makes sense? i'd love to know if the humor gets across to non-filipino speakers. i remember a friend once remarked she was surprised at the amount of english that's used in our day-to-day conversations.
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in a good mood. oh my god.
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