"You've reached Dr. Alison Kent, Assistant Medical Examiner. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm out of autopsy. If you're looking for Dr. Hammerback, you got the wrong extension."
Pick a type and I'll write a fic or drabble based on that. You can pick your top three and I'll write at least one. I make no promises as to how long these take. You can choose your top three, suggest verse, whatever.
And I know I still owe people fic from way back when, but I couldn't resist. I'm gonna get them done someday when my muse cooperates and I have time, I swear! Maybe over Spring Break on my five flights and during my two layovers.
People Alison would take a bullet for -My parents -My sisters -Morasca -Ross -Dr. Hammerback -Hawkes -Beretti even though some days I want to shoot her -Flack -Angell -My colleagues at the morgue
Request kisses from Alison! If you'd like a kiss from Alison, just comment here and let us know. She'll reply to your comment with a fic of sorts that involves the kiss, or put up a thread to get that kiss on its way. Or if you'd like a bit more control over the situation just start your own post and mark the entry locked to Alison and leave me a comment here letting me know where the thread is and we'll be there!
Offer kisses to Others. If you're feeling particularly bold or adventurous, post this in your journal, note that it's open to all, and let people ask for kisses from you. Give them at least a sentence or two in response, though--none of this "*kiss*" nonsense, that's no fun.
Things I hate about Halloween -My work load invariably increases. -People are more likely to be idiots. -People take horror movie contests way too seriously. -The interns like to try jumping out of the morgue to scare me. Next one who does it gets a scalpel to the extremities. -The true psychos come out. -Morasca always tries to get me to dress up. -Dr. Hammerback's stories get even weirder.
[OOC: Sid Hammerback not binding to any current muses.]