Chi Cento Ne Fa, Una Ne Aspetti

"Buon giorno, you've reached Detective Anna Morasca. I am currently at work or unable to answer my phone so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I have reached the top of Mt. Paperwork. Ciao."

[OOC: You can reach Anna or her mun here.]

This journal is officially retired.

Anna's reboot is progressing slowly, but surely. Rest assured, she's coming back.

You can find the new and improved Anna at her new LJ: buticlosemyeyes.

To request a fic from any of my muses for the Christmas season, follow the link.

LOOK, I'M A SHEEP!

There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. So, let's play Friends With Benefits!

The rules are simple:

* If you want to be in a relationship with the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours."

* If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it."

* If you would like to go on a date with the person just to see where it goes, post a comment that says, "Are you busy tonight?"

Post a CONFESSION Meme

Two ways to play:

Request kisses from Anna!
If you'd like a kiss from Anna, just comment here and let us know. She'll reply to your comment with a fic of sorts that involves the kiss, or put up a thread to get that kiss on its way. Or if you'd like a bit more control over the situation just start your own post and mark the entry locked to Anna and leave me a comment here letting me know where the thread is and we'll be there!

Offer kisses to Others.
If you're feeling particularly bold or adventurous, post this in your journal, note that it's open to all, and let people ask for kisses from you. Give them at least a sentence or two in response, though--none of this "*kiss*" nonsense, that's no fun.

As with most memes, this is open and relatively meta.

You Are the Bow Pose

You are an open hearted person. You seek connections and make them easily. You are naturally generous - especially with your love and your time. You have a knack for thinking up interesting ideas. You are an inventor and a creator. You approach everything in life with a relaxed attitude. You accept what you can't change.

The How's My Driving? Meme

Be gentle. It's been a rough month and really really tough week. Flaming not accepted. If you're going to be rude or flame? Don't bother. Save us all some time.

Because Emily aka Flack/Bela/Dean!Mun is made of win and shiny things.

Emily: Most stag (porn) films in the twenties were pretty much all of ten minutes.
Bri: Lmao.
[In happy fandom land]
Anna: *snort* Ten minutes? Well, nice to see men's stamina during sexual intercourse hasn't devolved since the twenties.
Flack: Ouch.
Dean: I happen to resent that as well.
Anna: *pats his cheek* Oh, don't fret Don. Your stamina? Would make many men jealous. *smirk*
Dean: ....So what am I, chopped liver?
Anna: You're an animal in bed, Dean.
Dean: Just checking.
Eva: Wow. This is sooo more than I ever wanted to know.
Dean: ....-More- than you ever wanted to know?
Eva: *gives him a "well, DUH" look*
Anna: Don? Sex with you was some of the best I've ever had, if you were beginning to doubt yourself.
Flack: I wasn't, but it's nice to have an ego rub in that department.
Eva: Oh I think she rubbed more than your ego.

...Yeah, I'm going to hell.