Don't ever tell us to calm down

In Queens: An Exotic Melting Pot, and a Closed Book

More white liberal bullshit non-news from the New York Times. It's basically about one white dude's foray among the inscrutable, colorful natives.

You may or may not have seen this deeply bizarre, yet hilariously goofy clip of some kid threatening to kill Dubya (first posted on worldstarhiphop.com):

The clip was deleted from politicsforum for violating the Pointless Wank-Baiting Drivel Clause. That didn't faze the OP (archangel__7 ) though, who was only too happy to re-post it over at conservatism.

Race stupid ensues (naturally), courtesy of the usual suspects: cdat1ad (click here), mumbalo_jack (click here), and most absurdly, heirtoruin (easily the dumbest sub-thread of all, thus far).

I'm only shocked that the rest of the Angry White Men Brigade™ have *YET* to comment.

Feel free to discuss the weirdness of the clip itself, although personally, I don't find it relevant to race issues, let alone race snark.

A lot of new people have applied for this community in the past few days. Most of them have been denied. There are any number of reasons why you may not have been admitted. When someone requests membership, we review their journal. If I look at your interests, your communities, your latest posts, your tags and your icons but nothing mentions racial issues, you were probably denied. Why? Because if being a vegan/dog lover/Yugi-Oh fan is important enough for you to mention with a large blinkie banner but race doesn't get a mention, this probably isn't the place for you. Being the friend of a current member is not enough. Being a feminist or some other type of "progressive" is not enough. Your journal is how you present yourself to the internet and I should have some idea based off of it that you give a damn about racial issues.

There was a recent influx of trolls trying to get into the community so we pretty much blocked everyone and say, "Fuck it!" If you were denied membership but you don't feel it was just, feel free to try again.

Bottom line: This is a community of people to laugh about racism with people who understand why it's funny. This is not Racism 101. We don't have time for hand holding or trolls. Also, the mods are bitches who hate white people and Jesus.

They follow us through online communities. They add our journals. They call us names. They sit behind us on the bus. They are our bosses, our teachers, and sometimes our "friends". They try to fuck us while drunk because "You're different than the other ones". They keep us from high paying jobs. They are always ready to explain why they understand racism better than victims of it. Some are obvious with hoods and banners. Some will die before admitting it because they think they are liberal. But experience and practice has taught us how to sniff them out.

Idiot racists.

They are everywhere. What is a fine, upstanding, liberal minded person to do? Rant and mock them. It's the American way.

Happy mocking, everyone.