Don't Piss Us Off.

we all weren't meant to be skinny.

http://www.self.com/health/2009/01…

My paternal grandmother was a big girl, but died when I was in 7th grade, so I have very limited memories of her (but she was a wonderful cook!). My maternal grandmother always commented on how chubby I was, but now I see how she kept her figure with alcohol and cigarettes.

For being such a smart woman she sure is dumb.
Dear Oprah, you are a big woman. Own it! "Fear of working out?" Yeah right, and I have a fear of a day without chocolate. Call the feds I need to be on disability!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/oprah-wi…

Trolling troll is fail.

I'd write up something witty & macro-filled, but we closed on a new house today and I have stupid amounts of packing/cleaning to do. Apparently my partner hasn't gotten the memo that being fat means that I can (& should!) spend my time on the couch eating bonbons and watching Jenny Jones. Can somebody get on that, please?

And apparently, I have abusive parents, too. I'm sure they'll be overjoyed to hear it.

Anyway. Troll banned, recommence mocking. And thanks for the lj message -- if it happens again that's probably the best way to get in touch with me. :)

Sigh. Moving. Right.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/…

Anyone else see this?
Comments? FWIW, (sing along to I'm a Little Teapot) I'm a little apple, short and stout. Please don't flay me or turn me out.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/2008022…

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I know that I don't speak for every fat chick out there, but these are just my thoughts. I hate being sexually harrassed and exotified because of my size. I refuse to be someone's fetish.

http://community.livejournal.com/w…

"Oh, no, the government cant promote anti-anorexia, it will make fat people! Oh, the fatness!"

(Mental note: people dont get it. And, most never will. But, we can hope!)

New Zealand doesn't care about fat people.

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Sent to me by a "friend" this morning.