Jason's Journal (Vol. 2)

Yeah, I'm pretty bored. It's sad that I'm writing in here even though I know no one will read it. I don't have it in my aim info anymore, but even when I did no one read it anyways so whatever.


Let me first just say that I'm sick of drama. Actually let me be more specific...I'm sick of high school drama. I'm sick of people who have nothing better to do with their time than fuck with other people. I don't know if being single is the solution to this problem. I mean, the high school drama has basically followed me since, well, high school. I've never met a chick who wasn't psycho or atleast surrounded by psycho people.

I just want to be happy and have everything go normal. Everytime things are going great, some bullshit has to happen.

On a semi-related note, Ex's piss me off.


So Chris went to the hospital because he was sick. They're running a bunch of tests right now. Watch he has cancer or some shit and my sister becomes a single mother. That'd be some bullshit.


So I finally got a new bed. I think it might be too firm, but it would cost like $99 plus delivery fees to replace it. I dunno, it's kind've soft and I can sleep on it just fine once I get to sleep, but it usually takes like 10 minutes. Maybe it just needs to be broken in...or maybe I'm just used to the bed I had my entire life that was so broken and sagging that it damn near folded in half when you sat on it. Well not really folded in half, that's exaggerating...oh fuck it. It's a hell of a lot better than my mom's bed though, holy christ that thing sucks. Imagine sleeping on the sidewalk...a homeless person would love that mattress.


So apparently I need to get an ethernet cord to hookup my modem instead of a USB because the modem is not
currently supported over USB in Windows Vista. Every so often I get a BSOD and then it reboots and tells me it happened because I need to upgrade my modem drivers, so I emailed the company and they told me that and that it works fine on ethernet. So yeah, it better work.

It fucking pisses me off. Nothing is compatible with Vista yet. I didn't even know Vista existed until I got a new computer. It was released January 30th though, you'd think that'd give motherfuckers time to develop shit for it. Divx converter doesn't work on Vista yet either. I was surprised to see that you can't even run Vista unless you have 512mb of ram on your computer.


The fireworks are next sunday already. Jeez.


So my girlfriend is going to the jersey shore with her friend Kim and Kim's parents for the next couple days. Something tells me she'll be working on July 4th and I'll have nothing to do but get shitfaced and walk down to the lake to watch other shitfaced people blowoff firecrackers and shit.


Uh, what else can I complain about? I dunno, I got that Afroman song in my head again. Later bitches.

*Looks left*

*blinks*

*turns his head and looks right*

*blinks*


If she still checks this, she's a fucking loser.


So dubya tee eff? Andrea finally adds me to her LJ list like 7 months after I added her.


Not much has changed. Well, my sister is pregnant. I think my parents and everyone else expected me to have a kid way before her. It's probably because...fuck it I don't know why, people are just douchebags. Unlike everyone else in carbon county, I understand the concept of birth control.

Speaking of which, I totally invited my sister to go see Knocked Up with me and Kristen today for obvious reasons. I kinda did it as a joke to make fun of her for being knocked up, but then she's all like "omg I wanna see that lolz" and whatnot.


You know how I've been talking about getting a new computer for like 3 or 4 years? I'm finally doing that on Monday. I went to Bestbuy today but they didn't have the one I wanted in stock and I wasn't going to pay another $185 for another computer. What do I need the godly computer of hardcore for, I don't play videogames on it or run a business or do lan parties or whatever the fuck hardcore geeks do on $4862394861 computers. But yeah, I probably should've called them first before I went down, but oh well.


My car still runs. That's because it's the official ride of gangstas and pimps yo. Word to your mother and shit.


So I had a job interview today..or yesterday, since it's 5:24 AM. I don't want to work there because it's only $8/hr and they described it as backbreaking work. But it's a 3 minute drive from Kristen's house, which means I can eat all her food at lunchtime or get a quicky in or whatever. I've never fucked on my lunchbreak before, that'd probably be a nice pick-me-up to finish the day.


Anyways that's all I feel like typing right now. I'll probably go back to forgetting all about this place. Later bitches.

Alrighty then. Since my ex-girlfriend can't get over me, I'm going to stop posting here. Maybe I'll get a new one in 2 years when she can finally move on, or maybe I won't, it's just not worth the drama. Hopefully this makes her think she "won" or whatever so she leaves me alone. Probably won't though. She'll start mailing me letters now or some shit. Fucking freak.

God I love Borat. I bet the next 3 posts all startout with a borat line.


So Kasey and Ken brokeup. I won't really get into the whole story here...if you want to know you can ask him, or he can make a comment or some shit...I'll just say that she indeed did show that truely deep down she has head-in-ass syndrome like damn-near every other girl we've ever met. It was fucked up that he got her a dozen roses and then she brokeup with him and still took the flowers. I don't know why that pisses me off so much, it's only $30...I guess it's just the principle...but it makes sense, he did a lot for that girl and her family and she obviously took it all but didn't appreciate a damn thing. Makes me glad that after the day I got her practically naked and doing stuff to me, I never saw the bitch again. And then I went out with Kristen and it made her feel like shit even more. I made several bitches feel like shit when I went out with her actually...but that's because I'm a stud, I mean come on.


It's sad when you think about it. It's the same old story every time. I knew it wouldn't work out, but we've been down this road before. We've both gone after girls when the other knew better and tried to warn the other, but we never listen.


I just don't understand why guys like us...we try so hard to build the relationship and keep it strong and fix it when it goes bad and we sacrifice and compromise and do so much bullshit we shouldn't have to do, we accept shit we shouldn't have to accept, and we do whatever it takes...meanwhile all the women do is find as many ways as possible to ruin everything. It's like they get a thrill out of fucking shit up and hurting people and then having to start all over again with someone else.


That's why I'm glad I met Kristen. In 3 weeks it will be a year together. Yeah we argue sometimes, but she's the only girl I've met who tries just as hard as I do to make things work. She wants my love just as much as I want hers. She makes me laugh. I love when we playfight. I love her energy, it's probably what I fell for...and you know what else? Goddamn her body is perfect. Perfect titties, perfect stomach, perfect face, perfect....uh, yeah, perfect everything...not to mention she's atleast twice as good in bed as anyone else I've been with. I've never felt so comfortable with someone as I am with her. Like it's weird, I thought I was completely comfortable with others but I really wasn't...probably because I wasn't compatible with them...or they were just psychos. But the bottomline is she gets me. We have a bond. Even if we weren't together or something happened, I know we'd be best friends.


I've never had a relationship before that I didn't feel like complete shit in 90% of the time or that I didn't feel completely insecure about. Every relationship I've had, I knew early on it was going to fail. I stayed because I had feelings for them...I stayed because I'd rather be with the trickass mark I'm familiar with than have to court a new one. I stayed because I didn't want to be alone...I stayed for a number of the wrong reasons.


Wow, I totally didn't expect to make an entire post about this. Oh well I'm going to bed.

I think I have stalker problems again.

Manbearpig, get a life. I hope they airbrush your stretchmarks and your gut.

I think I need to change my SN or something finally.

Alrighty then, time to get a quick update in.


It's Spring, bitches. Yay for no more snow and ice and blizzards and sleet and no more almost hitting trees.


So I got my income check in the mail. $423.68. God bless the government...wait what?


Eugene got his head shaved on Raw, and it was hilarious. Makes me wish I were still friends with Jen so I could be like "I'm coming over to watch Wrestlemania bitch, and you better have a pizza waiting for me too." Of course if I tried to call her I'd probably have the same thing happen to me that happened to Ken, which was her Gay BF Carl Storms getting small-man syndrome and immediately picking up her phone and telling him never to call his GF again.


So my CD player won't eject the CD that's in it (now it won't play it either, but that might be partially due to me jamming shit in there trying to get it out). Considering I already sprung for 2 harnessing kits, then new front speakers...I'm saying fuck it. I'm not paying more money for some asshole to try and fix it, only for it to happen again in a month. I give up. I'm happy with the radio. I listen to that 95% of the time anyways.


Incase I didn't mention it, the niners madeoff with Nate Clements and Michael Lewis in free agency. Of course the only thing they did to address WR was sign Ashley Lelie, who is a turd. This concerns me since they haven't selected a WR in the draft who panned out longterm since 96 when they took Terrell Owens...who also turned out to be a piece of shit, but atleast he was good. And he caught that winning TD against Green Bay in the 98 Wildcard, that which brought me much joy reminding Braxton of over and over again. Huzzah.


Annies is back open again. I haven't been up there yet, mainly because I'm never really in JT anymore now that Ken's in the hood.


So what have I been up to? Let's see...2 weekends ago was Kristen's mom's birthday so I got to devour a bigass steak at the Outback Steakhouse. It was glorious. Then I got to pointout the Ron Jeremy book at Barnes and Noble to Kristen, which she was disgusted by. I was also tempted to buy the Jenna Jameson book for shits and giggles until I realized it was 600 pages, and then I said fuck that shit...also I doubt her parents would think highly of that move lol. But seriously, I watched the true hollywood story on her...why the fuck do I need to read 600 pages on her too? I really don't care what her life was like growing up, I'm more concerned with whether she's going back to fucking guys or not now that her and her husband split. Seriously.


Speaking of Porn, me and Kristen rented the Paris Hilton porn to see what all the fuss was about. It was actually pretty boring...and goddamn that dude was annoying. He had like the male fran drescher (sp?) laugh going on. Not only was Paris a dead lay, but her phone rang while she was getting it doggystyle and she had the nerve to crawl away and check her phone. I'd have completely backhanded the shit out of her right then and there on the spot. The guy also had a habit of admiring his shlong infront of the camera, which was incredibly gay. The only moment worth watching was the blowjob scene. Paris gives decent head, which kind've surprised me.


Still speaking of porn, Ray J (Brandy's brother who sucks at Rapping) decided he'd come out with a porn too. God his career sucks.


Anyways I got shit to do biatch.

Yeah. I forgot all about my journal. Then Santina left me a comment about it...so now I must put my god-given talent to good use once again (...no, not THAT talent).


So I've been getting spam-ass friend requests on a daily basis now. It's gay. Myspace is gay. Tom is really fuckin' gay. Fuck Tom. He's probably a nigger guy (Editor's Note: My apologies if you ain't seen last week's Southpark...you must suck at life).


We're supposed to get the storm of hardcore tomorrow. I guaren-damn-tee we lose power all weekend this time.


Kristen and I saw Reno 911 last week, which was hilarious like Nick Cannon. They're coming out with a new season of Reno and Mind of Mencia on April 1st. Huzzah.


Let's see...not much to write about lately...I mean, I'm sure if I tried I could've continued to churn out posts on a weekly (or Bi-weekly, not that there's anything wrong with that) basis. But basically FF12 > X 100 Livejournal. So that basically means you missed a lot and I don't care. Think of it like that college course where the teacher gives you shit to study for the exam and then the material on the test is completely different.

That makes no sense, but oh well. I felt like saying it anyways.


Last weekend was nuts. Ken, Jake (who I haven't seen for like 2 years), and I all went down to a party at Janine's. Once we found cheese lane (which to no one's surprised, smelled horrible for some reason) we went in and got aquainted with everyone. I'd say there was probably 10-12 people who showed up and left throughout the night.

The party wasn't that exciting. It was kind've like going to firefuck night but with booze. Jake brought "his baby" with him, aka the 100 proof whiskey...which reminds me, I rekindled my old flame for Jack Daniels. Even though they ran out of pepsi and I ended up mixing it with Ginger Ale, which was good actually. It looked like Beer too.

Didn't dial anyone but for some fucked up reason I sent Natalya a text message that said that Yellowstone Park sucks because you can't have food. Because the bears steal your picnic baskets. We also noticed a bunch of watercolor paint bottles laying around...which Ken, Jake, this other dude and I all used to put Warpaint on our faces.

They ran out of vodka and JD so I eventually sobered up along with Jake so we all left at like 4 in the morning. Didn't feel like sleeping on the hardwood floor. I ended up getting in at "6" thanks to Daylight Savings Time. No one said anything to me and Jake about our warpaint when we went in to Sheetz to get food on the way home. I was drunker than him so he got the priviledge of driving the Official Ride of Gangstas and Pimps back to his house, then I drove home from there.


Then I got like 4 or so hours of sleep before I had to wakeup and get ready to go to the St. Patrick's Day parade. I felt like complete ass so I didn't get drunk there, but it was fun nontheless. It was Kristen's first time at the parade and she got to meet alot of my old friends from High School who went on to college and now feel all important and shit with their school hoodies.

We went back to my house and watched Borat, which I just bought at Walmart on Friday. It came with a stupidass "Glorious Kazakstan" T-shirt.


So yeah. I'm tired as all hell so I'm going to go to bed. Talk to ya again in 6 months.

Only 2 more weeks until March 14th.

Only...like 11 days until the St. Patrick's Day Parade. The first parade that I'll be 21 for...that should be interesting.

Shamrock ended up winning the "Show I'll watch if nothing else is on..." aka the White Rapper Show.


http://www.jsonline.com/story/inde… <--- This was pretty amusing.


As we all know, Britney Spears is now a skinhead. She's getting so bad that Gene Simmons probably wouldn't touch her anymore.


Jamie's info says "Engaged and Underage"...why do I get the feeling that Danny's eventually gonna crack someone's skull?

Alyssa's emo away message is pretty funny, "this world is gay and so is everyone in it and i hate people... goddamnit... i hate everything..."


I read something the other day about some hunter in Florida who shot a deer and it turned out to be a hermaphrodite. That's fucked up. Call me sick but I wonder how 2 sets of genitalia gets arranged together on one crotch. And now I'm reminded of the one time Me, Ken, and Rob were all drunk as fuck and we asked Rob if he had two dicks and he said yes and we asked him if they were side-by-side or one on top of the other. I forget what he said but I do know our drunkasses thought it was hilarious.


So I was sitting at work bored as shit. I don't know why but the thought came in to my mind...If the government offered me $100,000 to go to prison for a year, would I do it? With 8760 hours in 365 days, that'd be $11.4155 an hour. Then they'd probably take taxes because the IRS are a buncha cocksuckers. I'd probably do it if I were black and a foot taller, provided I didn't have a flourishing career in rap or basketball to fallback on...but as it stands now, my asshole is too vulnerable for jail. I'm too pretty.



Continuing from the last post...

February 19th, a day before me and Kristen were together for 10 months, my car decided to breakdown in front of a gas pump for the 2nd time ( http://jason497.livejournal.com/20… ). Goddamnit. Luckily it was 10PM so I didn't get damn-near my entire graduating class parading in for gas like last time. Kristen's dad was nice enough to drive me home.

Turns out it was the starter like last time. Cost me $95.40.


Thursday night I was on the phone with Ken making fun of him for falling on ice like 6 times. And then brought up the time he busted his ass twice in front of Chris's house...so of course the next morning I had to bust my ass walking to my car. It's alright though...on my way to work I had to stop infront of a schoolbus and then I saw this girl who was probably in 1st grade completely bust her ass trying to get in the bus. Yeah I laughed at her, I think the bus driver saw me too. God I'm a prick.

Later on I went to Big Lots to buy a $10 cheapass chair for my room. It's cool now that when multiple people come over we don't have to look like homos all slammed together on my bed. It's also pretty much my PS2 chair now. While I was there I saw Joe Dirt. She still has the femullet going on. Tastycake Jake is probably still boning her on the side too. Ugh.


Monday I had a lazyday. Didn't go to work...didn't go anywhere. I got a call around 8ish from Kelsey and then her and Ken came down to hangout for a couple hours. It was cool, I bet I haven't seen her for like a year. She was supposed to build me a middle finger in the snow though and didn't, that bitch.


Anyways I think I need some sleep now, so peace bitches.

Alright, the last 2 weeks have been ridiculous. Where do I start?


Singles' Awareness Day has come and gone. (Valentines Day for you assholes who can manage to keep a woman around in the winter...fuck you).


So the night before, as you all know, we got the snow/ice/sleet/glacier/freezing rain/shit storm of hardcore. So I finally have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, and I wasn't even able to see her. What's worse? I'd bought her 2 Dozen Roses that I now had to babysit for 2+ days.

And on top of that, I had to help shovel out my driveway. That was a nightmare. My car looked like Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat came by and froze it over with his ice magic bullshit. I had to use a fucking blowdrier connected to extension cords all the way back to the garage just to melt my door handle enough to open it. Shockingly I didn't drop it in a pile of snow and get electricuted.

I did however spit a huge loogy (or is it loogey?) and was reminded of back in 5th grade when Brian, Eddie, and I would walk to school and there was a garage we'd spit loogeys on in the winter and they froze there and no one ever cleaned it up. It was gross lol. We also used to try hitting pigeons on the phonelines with rocks...and we'd finally succeeded a few times by the end of the year. It sounds easy but those fuckers fly away with the quickness. I think we went after squirrels too and got some of those. *shrugs*

But yeah, another shocking thing is we didn't lose power. Not once. That means that there's still another hugeass motherfucking storm yet to come this winter.


Anyways, back to Valentine's Day. A day or two before she goes "I hope everyone we don't like is lonely on Valentine's Day."

You know why me and Kristen work so well? (even though she's a pain in the ass a lot)...I can be myself around her. She's fucked up and I'm fucked up. I can be evil, I can say racist shit, I can be fucked up to retards, I can say sacriligious shit, I can be an asshole as much as I want.

If I have to be all proper and respectful and tactful around a girl, it'd never work. Ever.

So yeah, I hope everyone else was lonely too.


Now then, I had all this time off of work and I couldn't go anywhere...so what did I do for those 2+ days? I sat on my ass and played FF12. Like non-stop, it was absurd.


Thursday night, I figured I couldn't sit around and let those roses go to waste at my house (they were expensive...goddamn you women suck at life) so I tried going to Kristen's house with them. Of course I couldn't get my car up hill because it was all basically a big glacier, so I'd get halfway up and have to go in reverse back down. I did that twice before I said fuck it and turned around. So basically I'm all couragious and risked my life for love and shit. Awwww.

So she ended up getting her dad to pick me up and we rented some movies and spent the night and following day at her house.

Her sister came up from wherever the fuck she lives to spend the weekend there. That was kind've interesting, since we didn't really meet on the best of terms. She was nice to me this time though. I met her when me and Kristen first started dating, and I guess she thought I was going to be a scumbag like every other dude in this town (IE: No job, no car, obsessed with weed, neglects and cheats on their woman, doesn't shower, criminal record, ect..).


Anyways, I'm tired. I'll probably post again tomorrow and catchup.

Booyakashaw *fingersnap*


WZZO had a contest where people who wanted to get divorced would write a poem or some shit about it and send it in and the best one would get a free divorce. I was unaware you had to pay for that. *shrugs*


Apparently there's a "Land before time 12" out. Was 12 really necessary? For that matter was 3 even necessary?


Monica from my work is going on a cruise next week. That bitch. I remember when I told Dane about her and he was tweaking out and kept trying to get me to hook them up...then I learned that she was Polish, not russian...and then I learned she had a husband and a kid. He was like "shieet" and that was that.


I finally got my $10 rebate in the mail from when I bought seasons 1 and 2 of Da Ali G Show. Huzzah.


Anyone who follows football and saw the Snickers Superbowl commercial will like this picture.. http://www.profootballtalk.com/Sni…


Anyone who likes seeing people get blown the fuck up will enjoy this clip from the Pro Bowl where Sean Taylor smited the fuck out of the Bills punter. http://youtube.com/watch?v=r94rmkb…


While I'm on the topic of football, the 2007 home and away opponents were released. The 49ers schedule appears pretty tough. They face the NFC South, the AFC North, Minnesota, the Giants, and obviously their division games. They should beat Atlanta, Tampa, the Giants, Minnesota, Cincinnatti since half their team will be in jail, Arizona twice, probably split with Seattle and St. Louis, Cleveland. They'll probably lose to Baltimore, Carolina, Pittsburgh, and New Orleans. So that'd make them 10-6. I'll take that.


Last night I got an IM from, as we now refer to her as, Manbearpig's sister. It stated that she agreed with all the things I've said about her sister in the past, that her sister is a cunt, and that she'd find it hilarious if I posted the vision-impairing, vomit-inducing picture of her once again. Of course I won't open that can of worms again, but that made me chuckle.