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Only 2 more weeks until March 14th.
Only...like 11 days until the St. Patrick's Day Parade. The first parade that I'll be 21 for...that should be interesting.
Shamrock ended up winning the "Show I'll watch if nothing else is on..." aka the White Rapper Show.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400 <--- This was pretty amusing.
As we all know, Britney Spears is now a skinhead. She's getting so bad that Gene Simmons probably wouldn't touch her anymore.
Jamie's info says "Engaged and Underage"...why do I get the feeling that Danny's eventually gonna crack someone's skull?
Alyssa's emo away message is pretty funny, "this world is gay and so is everyone in it and i hate people... goddamnit... i hate everything..."
I read something the other day about some hunter in Florida who shot a deer and it turned out to be a hermaphrodite. That's fucked up. Call me sick but I wonder how 2 sets of genitalia gets arranged together on one crotch. And now I'm reminded of the one time Me, Ken, and Rob were all drunk as fuck and we asked Rob if he had two dicks and he said yes and we asked him if they were side-by-side or one on top of the other. I forget what he said but I do know our drunkasses thought it was hilarious.
So I was sitting at work bored as shit. I don't know why but the thought came in to my mind...If the government offered me $100,000 to go to prison for a year, would I do it? With 8760 hours in 365 days, that'd be $11.4155 an hour. Then they'd probably take taxes because the IRS are a buncha cocksuckers. I'd probably do it if I were black and a foot taller, provided I didn't have a flourishing career in rap or basketball to fallback on...but as it stands now, my asshole is too vulnerable for jail. I'm too pretty.
Continuing from the last post...
February 19th, a day before me and Kristen were together for 10 months, my car decided to breakdown in front of a gas pump for the 2nd time ( http://jason497.livejournal.com/2005/09/20/ ). Goddamnit. Luckily it was 10PM so I didn't get damn-near my entire graduating class parading in for gas like last time. Kristen's dad was nice enough to drive me home.
Turns out it was the starter like last time. Cost me $95.40.
Thursday night I was on the phone with Ken making fun of him for falling on ice like 6 times. And then brought up the time he busted his ass twice in front of Chris's house...so of course the next morning I had to bust my ass walking to my car. It's alright though...on my way to work I had to stop infront of a schoolbus and then I saw this girl who was probably in 1st grade completely bust her ass trying to get in the bus. Yeah I laughed at her, I think the bus driver saw me too. God I'm a prick.
Later on I went to Big Lots to buy a $10 cheapass chair for my room. It's cool now that when multiple people come over we don't have to look like homos all slammed together on my bed. It's also pretty much my PS2 chair now. While I was there I saw Joe Dirt. She still has the femullet going on. Tastycake Jake is probably still boning her on the side too. Ugh.
Monday I had a lazyday. Didn't go to work...didn't go anywhere. I got a call around 8ish from Kelsey and then her and Ken came down to hangout for a couple hours. It was cool, I bet I haven't seen her for like a year. She was supposed to build me a middle finger in the snow though and didn't, that bitch.
Anyways I think I need some sleep now, so peace bitches.
Only...like 11 days until the St. Patrick's Day Parade. The first parade that I'll be 21 for...that should be interesting.
Shamrock ended up winning the "Show I'll watch if nothing else is on..." aka the White Rapper Show.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400 <--- This was pretty amusing.
As we all know, Britney Spears is now a skinhead. She's getting so bad that Gene Simmons probably wouldn't touch her anymore.
Jamie's info says "Engaged and Underage"...why do I get the feeling that Danny's eventually gonna crack someone's skull?
Alyssa's emo away message is pretty funny, "this world is gay and so is everyone in it and i hate people... goddamnit... i hate everything..."
I read something the other day about some hunter in Florida who shot a deer and it turned out to be a hermaphrodite. That's fucked up. Call me sick but I wonder how 2 sets of genitalia gets arranged together on one crotch. And now I'm reminded of the one time Me, Ken, and Rob were all drunk as fuck and we asked Rob if he had two dicks and he said yes and we asked him if they were side-by-side or one on top of the other. I forget what he said but I do know our drunkasses thought it was hilarious.
So I was sitting at work bored as shit. I don't know why but the thought came in to my mind...If the government offered me $100,000 to go to prison for a year, would I do it? With 8760 hours in 365 days, that'd be $11.4155 an hour. Then they'd probably take taxes because the IRS are a buncha cocksuckers. I'd probably do it if I were black and a foot taller, provided I didn't have a flourishing career in rap or basketball to fallback on...but as it stands now, my asshole is too vulnerable for jail. I'm too pretty.
Continuing from the last post...
February 19th, a day before me and Kristen were together for 10 months, my car decided to breakdown in front of a gas pump for the 2nd time ( http://jason497.livejournal.com/2005/09/20/ ). Goddamnit. Luckily it was 10PM so I didn't get damn-near my entire graduating class parading in for gas like last time. Kristen's dad was nice enough to drive me home.
Turns out it was the starter like last time. Cost me $95.40.
Thursday night I was on the phone with Ken making fun of him for falling on ice like 6 times. And then brought up the time he busted his ass twice in front of Chris's house...so of course the next morning I had to bust my ass walking to my car. It's alright though...on my way to work I had to stop infront of a schoolbus and then I saw this girl who was probably in 1st grade completely bust her ass trying to get in the bus. Yeah I laughed at her, I think the bus driver saw me too. God I'm a prick.
Later on I went to Big Lots to buy a $10 cheapass chair for my room. It's cool now that when multiple people come over we don't have to look like homos all slammed together on my bed. It's also pretty much my PS2 chair now. While I was there I saw Joe Dirt. She still has the femullet going on. Tastycake Jake is probably still boning her on the side too. Ugh.
Monday I had a lazyday. Didn't go to work...didn't go anywhere. I got a call around 8ish from Kelsey and then her and Ken came down to hangout for a couple hours. It was cool, I bet I haven't seen her for like a year. She was supposed to build me a middle finger in the snow though and didn't, that bitch.
Anyways I think I need some sleep now, so peace bitches.