Ah yes, Monday—when your inbox explodes, your brain freezes, and your coffee gives up before you do.
“You have the same 24 hours as Beyoncé.”
Cool. Does she have 12 meetings and a broken VPN too?
Survival Tips:
- Open a doc. Type. Doesn’t matter what.
- Nod in meetings. Exist. That’s enough.
- Google: "Jobs that start on Tuesday."
Remember:
It’s not procrastination if you stare at the screen really hard.
Happy Monday. Just survive till lunch.
“Just one more meeting...”
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