I just had a miserable day back in the grad office, where the fucking internet was broken again (as it was every single day of fall 2009 and spring 2010 -- coincidence that this is precisely when I need it to work?) and the IT guy was, I don't know, not answering the phone and apparently doesn't have voice mail. So I spent the day reading the Worst Textbook Ever and spamming my twitter feed about it. Over the course of the day I came to the following two conclusions:

1. Tom Hardy was obviously very well cast as Robert Dudley, because this textbook mentioned how hot he was supposed to have been on four separate occasions. Like, the hotness of Robert Dudley got more air time than the entire collected contributions of women to the Renaissance. I am not kidding.

2. Where is all the Arthur/Eames/Yusuf OT3 fic? Give it to me.