it's really funny how everyone is all This Is What They Took From You about the headphone jack and meanwhile the phone i bought last year has one and that wasn't even a criterion i was filtering on. it just turned out to have one.

like, probably if you're the sort of person who cares about having a 'good' phone rather than just a cheap one this is a meaningful tradeoff. i don't know what the iphone people are paying all that extra money for but i assume they have their reasons. but being cheap keeps paying off (in having a headphone jack i don't use. and also in saving money)

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eevee’s walk

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

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star-singer <3

this is a painting that i started probably three years ago, and finally decided to come back to and finish! i don't think you need to finish everything you start, but it's rarely too late to return to things if you want t!

[ID copied from alt text: An acrylic painting of a wolf howling over a deep teal background with stars and swirls on it. The painting is impasto, with a textured, vibrant feel. End ID.]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

she buffalo on my buffalo til i buffalo

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lol