i will never let the question of "what restaurant shall we go to for dinner" go unanswered. I will always say "let's get Indian food" and then it's up to everybody else to have a stronger opinion than my insatiable lust for paneer and such. if you're wishy washy in my vicinity I will strongarm you lol

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

actually the blizzard thing reminded me of the really stupid discourse we had on this site a while back about what does and doesn’t constitute a burger, and i think we should bring that energy to the project hail mary fandom. question: are grace’s meburgers technically Burgers given that i’m fairly sure they don’t have a bun, they’re just a cloned meat patty, which he insists on calling burgers anyway because that’s how americans self-soothe in stressful situations. let’s discuss.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

i like the thought of working with kids making grace gentler/more regulated/better with people in his life outside of work (yknow, relatively), and i think his not-swearing thing can be used to support that. however i also like the thought of him being patient with his kids at school and then still being a hotheaded asshole with adults and i think this is also supported by. well, much of the earth arc. and in my beautiful mindscape these are both true

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice