Well, brilliant. Here's my enthusiast response to the safety or whatever they think "youths" have to this fucking ordeal. What the hell is wrong with this, I was going to get my license this summer for sure and they can't just take that away because a couple more people died. I'm SORRY, but who the fuck cares about some cat loving lesbians and random moontea prick so much that we have to have a bleeding apparition-free society?? I feel like I missed a fucking day of class. Was there some point during breakfast in the Great Hall where the headmaster just got up and said "By the way, it's really important that the deatheaters don't kill more than like 10 people. Cause then we can't apparate anymore." And Tonks, you cunt, i know you were at that protest, that is such fucking shite and you know it. I would GLADLY go to an anti-ban protest, but unfortunately I've got no way to get there, because now apparition is ILLEGAL. and not even because i don't have a license yet.
I can't believe we had to make this into such a big ruddy deal, we can just ban the Deatheaters or the slytherins, why ME? What the hell, I didn't see anyone banning shite when important people like James parents got offed, but whoops, sorry, i guess there'd have to be ruddy cats and sheep to get the Ministry to care about that.
If you were there and saw me wail on that bastard like I did, you are very lucky indeed, kids. There was a serious arse handing to with that guy and I'm sure you're going to think VERY CAREFULLY the next time you think of breathing, thanks. hahah it was so amazing.
ALSO FANTASTIC WAS JAMES' DATE. aaah Lovely Miriam of Slytherin. The fire of his loins you know. So sorry, Lily, he only has eyes for whales. Aahh it was so funny I might have CRIED. I haven't seen him since i left though. He was probably eaten or something. So tragic. Seriously, you guys. Did you see them when she got food!! OH JAMES NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
My date was no better in the fucking slightest. Hestia Jones. what the bleeding is wrong with ravenclaws? All she ruddy talked about were BOOKS and she wouldn't even give up a little for fun and it was probably the most boring hour of my life before I skived off the whole thing entirely. HAHA BUT NOT BEFORE WHOMPING THE SHITE OUT OF TONKS YESS
Remus continued to suffer from his terminal illness and was unable to attend. He's not getting any better, guys. He may not live through the night. ALSO EVANS. HEXATHON. BRILLIANT. there is too much to even say here.
We musn't forget our royalty though!! OF COURSE I HEARD it RINGS through the HALLWAYS. ALL HAIL KING SNAPE KING OF THE BERKS. FORMALLY CROWNED AHAHHAHA KING OF WIZARD HERITAGE DAY best day of my LIFE, guys!!!
I'm sorry, Moony, but that sure as hell beats New Year's with your mum. Drinks before Muffy I've always said! Though she's quite the kisser!! Your dad's a lucky man... and soon it will be me! Hah, I am still so great from last night prongs house is affectionatly dubbed party headquarters!! Second only to my place which I keep getting sent owls about saying final notice which is GREAT because I'm sick of hearing from those goblin bastards. I'm joking. They aren't really goblins. Cavetrolls. I live in a nest of them. Sorry, no again, because that would be good old Grimmauld.
NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS JAMES' MUM AND DAD LOSES 3000 POINTS AND BLEEDS TO DEATH, THANKS. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU COCKSLAPING BASTARDS.
Thanks for not running your mouth about what's happened, Moony. i don't know when we're coming back, James has a lot of shit to box still if he isn't breaking it and I think he left his book there, maybe, so make sure nothing happens to it. It's fucking awful here, but I figure it's better than school (HAHA HAVE FUN TOMORROW BERKS) and parents and anything, even really really great ones like James', but he doesn't believe me about that yet. So we might be back later this week, but do our classwork for us. You can even get Pete to help you. see how generous we are now? Fantastic.
My birthday is in five days. FORGET = DEATH. No one is exempt from that either, so I hope you all picked up something nice at our Hogsmeade visit or you'll face the consequences. Which are death, death, and death by death, thanks. And I don't mean nice just like "oh, how charming, what a lovely gesture" gift. It has to be GOOD. No bondage gear like Evans got for Prongs hahaha, stupid sods.
So we're already getting ragged on about NEWTs despite the fact that it isn't even Christmas hols already. That's no surprise to me, really, because MG's only been going spare about something and it's nice for Min to have a direct target this year. Not going to comment on that Sap berk, because I'd rather not follow up in the steps of all you earlier idiots, but if he touches my arm again I'll break his fingers and shove them down his throat.
if I never hear anything about owls again, it will be too soon, thanks.
GAME DECEMBER 4TH. It's Huff, though, so don't worry too much but! It is still a MATCH and we will still WIN, because if we DON'T someone gets STABBED. And it will be you!
I'd write more, but there are a couple fifth year girls having a wrestling tickle something over on the common room floor there. all right.
Uh. Andi? Uhm. What happened to the end of the wedding? I was under the impression that there would be cake and drinks at this thing. Or you at least. Well, at least you took Tonks with you, wherever you guys went.
Anyway, the lads and I are just going to go to my place then, if this wedding thing is really all over. hahaha I was expecting Bella at any minute, man.
OKAY! We're gonna go!! Oh, and if there's a bottle of drink missing- It was Pete. I'm sorry. I tried to stop him, but he is like a mad man around alcohol. Tragic, An, really it is.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night think I've still got a transfig essay due the next morning and it's been asigned for weeks and NOT ONLY have I not done it but MG has threatened to draw and quarter anyone who doesn't turn one in. but then hahaha I remember! It is summer holidays and I am fantastically exempt from the rules for my being amazing. And that there is dozens up dozens of Gryffs at my back and call for the copyage.
TO THE EVER IMPORTANT NOTE, berks.
It's in MY personal opinion that Vance and Pearson beat the life out of each other out of sheer sexual frustration for having the lamest boyfriends ever. in the history of the universe. And whatever is beyond the universe, galaxy? YOU ALL GET THE POINT.
hahaha Carry on, losers.
ALSO FUTURE GRYFFINDOR TEAM! A MESSAGE FOR YOU. PRACTISE OR PRONGS AND I WILL PLAY YOUR POSITIONS AND CLEARLY OUTDO YOU IN EVERY WAY HUMANLY POSSIBLE. ANDS THEN SOME. SO TO AVOID A LIFE OF EXHILE FROM THE GRYFFINDOR TOWER AND AN EVENTUAL DEATH IN SHAME, PRACTISE.
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