this ban is the worst thing since Regulus' last post

Well, brilliant. Here's my enthusiast response to the safety or whatever they think "youths" have to this fucking ordeal. What the hell is wrong with this, I was going to get my license this summer for sure and they can't just take that away because a couple more people died. I'm SORRY, but who the fuck cares about some cat loving lesbians and random moontea prick so much that we have to have a bleeding apparition-free society?? I feel like I missed a fucking day of class. Was there some point during breakfast in the Great Hall where the headmaster just got up and said "By the way, it's really important that the deatheaters don't kill more than like 10 people. Cause then we can't apparate anymore." And Tonks, you cunt, i know you were at that protest, that is such fucking shite and you know it. I would GLADLY go to an anti-ban protest, but unfortunately I've got no way to get there, because now apparition is ILLEGAL. and not even because i don't have a license yet.

I can't believe we had to make this into such a big ruddy deal, we can just ban the Deatheaters or the slytherins, why ME? What the hell, I didn't see anyone banning shite when important people like James parents got offed, but whoops, sorry, i guess there'd have to be ruddy cats and sheep to get the Ministry to care about that.