Tags: flarn

Tudors - St. Basterd

New BeexSam Writer requesting help

Hi guys. I'm dancinbutterfly and I recently watched Transformers again and realized that oh my god, Bumblebee and Sam are really dramatic OTP. I've written a lot in other fandoms before but this is my first attempt at BeeXSam fic and I really could use some help. My friend traveling_storm is a great help but she's in China and quite busy. If anyone's got some time and is willing to help with beta/development, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks so much for all the help and I am so pleased to be part of this amazing community.
robot sex, elita one/optimus prime

[Fic] Brainwaves (part 8)

Title: Brainwaves (part 8)

Author: Flarn

Disclaimer: Not mine, I just want to play with it. All characters are assumed to be 18.

Pairings: Sam/Bee, Sam/Mikaela

Warnings: Graphic robot sex and recollections of human sex. Sam, you don't have the proper equipment for that anymore.

Sorry this took so long, people. For some reason my Muse was horribly constipated. The end is in sight though, so I will do my best to see this through to the finish.




("I'm here," he whispered, "I came back to you... And now that I'm not soft and squishy you're going to have an even harder time getting rid of me.")
robot sex, elita one/optimus prime

[Fic] Brainwaves (part 7)

Title: Brainwaves (part 7)

Author: Flarn

Disclaimer: Not mine, I just want to play with it. All characters are assumed to be 18.

Pairings: Sam/Bee

Warnings: Human style swearing. GORE (If you can watch CSI without going catatonic you're probably alright). Character death (If you've been reading this you knew it was coming). Maybe have tissues handy?

(Perhaps he searched for himself, because at present he did not know who he was, what he was, or even something as simple as where he was. All he could be certain of was that he, quite simply, was.)



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* Special request for beexsam: Wednesday, August 8th is my birthday. If it isn't too much to ask, could I have some birthday fic, or maybe a doodle of art? Anything goes, just, maybe no holos, if that's okay? They are very pretty as you guys portray them, but not my personal cup of tea.
robot sex, elita one/optimus prime

[Fic] Brainwaves part 5

robot sex, elita one/optimus prime

[Fic] Brainwaves part 4

Title: Brainwaves (part 4)

Author: Flarn

Disclaimer: Not mine, I just want to play with it.

Pairings: Sam/Bee

Warnings: No, Ironhide, shooting does not solve every problem.

(The only definite conclusion he could reach about Autobot aesthetics was that Bee's face was beautiful, because it belonged to someone he cared about so much.)

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robot sex, elita one/optimus prime

[Fic] Brainwaves part 3

Another part? Where did this come from? Oh, well, might as well post it, then maybe another will happen just as miraculously. *crosses fingers*

I hope no one minds that I most likely won't be joining in the ficathon, and that is because this story is my own personal ficathon. This is what happens to me when I get caught up in a fic, I burn fast, and (I hope) bright, and then I burn out. *cringe* Maybe this time it will be different because I am writing in the company of such a great community of writers and artists who can feed my Muse and keep it alive. ;)

Damn, I need to come up with an icon for myself, but all the good ideas are on my super sekrit real journal where I whinge about dreadful topics like reality. *gag*

[Edit: I made an icon, yay.]

Anyway, on with the story...

Title: Brainwaves (part 3)

Author: Flarn

Disclaimer: Not mine, I just want to play with it.

Pairings: Sam/Bee

Warnings: Adam Sandler swears at his car. Also, I am gross. >:D

(He also noticed that his midnight blue paint, even scratched up as it was, looked awesome next to the bright, sunshine yellow. Or was it the bright sunshine yellow that looked awesome next to his midnight blue? Next to him.)