if life's a peach then, honey, you're the pits the office, jim, pam/karen. jim and pam break up while she's going to school in new york. and he's fine. until she starts dating karen.
rusted firm, no lie lost. after the finale, sun's conscious drifts between realities. a/n: honestly not sure where this one was going? something deep and metaphysical i'm sure, lol
do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart glee/hp crossover. the top students from Lima’s McKinley School of Witchcraft and Wizardry get sent to Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. ummm... there's not a really a plot to this, just random American Hogwarts headcannons and character interactions.
twelve operations in normality twilight, all-human. where Bella, Alice and Rosalie have been friends since birth; Bella and Edward got married right out of high school and their friends still make fun of them for it; Alice is a yoga/meditation instructor and Jasper is in corporate law which causes some problems; Rosalie started having a fling with her personal trainer Emmett… four years ago; and most of the scenes resemble sex and the city a disturbing amount.
title: there will be blood (but if you're not hemophiliac you don't have to worry) fandom: buffy the vampire slayer/true blood/twilight character(s)/pairing(s): (in order of appearance) emmett, willow, faith, rosalie, carlisle, jasper, edward, eric, alice, spike rating: r word count: 462 spoilers: none. this is crack, baby, we don't deal in spoilers. notes: so a while ago i had this idea where i would blend the vamp mythology and general moral tone of all of my vampire fandoms into one epic crossover... and it turned into this ridiculousness. my apologies.
summary: vampire come out of the coffin and madness ensues.
title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. v: roar fandom: twilight character(s)/pairing(s): edward pov; edward/bella, the volturri, carlisle rating: pg13 word count: 5200 spoilers: breaking dawn au. notes: this is the last part of 'five times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.' this isn't me working out my issues with e/b at all, i have no idea what you're talking about.
summary: au. the volturri find them on their honeymoon.
title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. iv: burn fandom: twilight character(s)/pairing(s): bella pov; the cullens + bella, jacob, victoria, riley rating: pg13 word count: 2919 spoilers: eclipse au. notes: this is part four of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.'
summary: au. bella has different luck during edward's fight with victoria.
title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. iii: slush fandom: twilight character(s)/pairing(s): alice pov; the cullens + bella, charlie, renee rating: pg13 word count: 3846 spoilers: new moon au. notes: this is part three of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.'
summary: au. jacob isn't there to pull her out of the water.
