Holy dumb fuck
What is this shit
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nostalgic
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sorry my friend is playing Predator on old school NES!
Turkey giblets!!!
Must-Yells.
Taco-Man came by!!
Who likes nachos?!!
G-E-W-D, gewd!!!!
Bewieve it oh not, I'm wawkin awound, I nevuh thought I could twick oh twee-hee-heet!!
I'm sad that I'm flying!!!
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR ELEMENT!!!
LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO!
I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance!
Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity!
Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!!
THIS IS MAH FUNNAY VOOOOIICE!!!
The nevuh-ending sooodaa!!
Kelsey Grammar!!
I hate that fwikkin' mawshmallow!!!
I was raised by a cup of coffee!!
I can do it!! I will do it nine times!
... there are plenty more, I'm sure. Once they are thought of, updates will be made.
Any Mitch quote is also quite grood. Great and good.
Who likes nachos?!!
G-E-W-D, gewd!!!!
Bewieve it oh not, I'm wawkin awound, I nevuh thought I could twick oh twee-hee-heet!!
I'm sad that I'm flying!!!
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR ELEMENT!!!
LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO!
I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance!
Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity!
Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!!
THIS IS MAH FUNNAY VOOOOIICE!!!
The nevuh-ending sooodaa!!
Kelsey Grammar!!
I hate that fwikkin' mawshmallow!!!
I was raised by a cup of coffee!!
I can do it!! I will do it nine times!
... there are plenty more, I'm sure. Once they are thought of, updates will be made.
Any Mitch quote is also quite grood. Great and good.
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fairly metal
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Mitch quotes, more than three.
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bouncy
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fawoija;flkgawpo
Nick...
Your head asplode.
Your head asplode.
They've always told you that selfishness was wrong, but it was for me that I came to make this post.
I'm probably the only one who will enjoy this, but too bad. I'm a Rand geek. Deal with it. Um. Bitch.
( The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During SexCollapse )
( The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During SexCollapse )
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giggly
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Y'Ima just gonna sit here and cover the Scorpions in man gravy
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Yima Casey Kasem and I'm gonna tell you what you won.
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totally crushing
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Y'ima just gonna sit here with the pope and abuse doves.
Amazing Jesus cock how sweet the sound.
Jewff: So what fun filled biblical studies are to be had this God loving weekend?
St. Ryanus XIII: Well Friday I assume we will dine on the bread of Jeebus and drink holy water... then Saturday we will all go to St. McGuffy's to sing praises of the Lord and listen to those great Christian groups "Bless" and "Ratt Crucifix."
Jewff: Then we musn't forget how on the lords day we shall overindulge on holy water again while watching of the holy tossing of the flesh of pig even though none of us really care about the goings on of the flesh of the pig but we are watching it any way as the disciple Josh has demanded that we do so so that he may make bets and make money in the name of the lord to spend on condoms and doobies so he can shmoke shome weedies while he fuckie like a duckie in the name of God.
Jewff: And then the chaste Jesus will shout in all of thine ears as he is a bitter God hating son of a bitch who needs some nookie. Won't thine virgin lay thine lips upon the lord?
St. Ryanus XIII: Say virgin won't you lay thine lips upon me?
Jewff: For the lords cock is mighty big and oh but it is very good. How we must spread his seed upon the land but wash it up after awhile as it is quite sticky. Then thine sluts will rejoice for the juice has been saved.
Jewff: Yea' as I walk through the valley of beabage and death I fear not for the lord is hard and mighty lonely.
St. Ryanus XIII: Well Friday I assume we will dine on the bread of Jeebus and drink holy water... then Saturday we will all go to St. McGuffy's to sing praises of the Lord and listen to those great Christian groups "Bless" and "Ratt Crucifix."
Jewff: Then we musn't forget how on the lords day we shall overindulge on holy water again while watching of the holy tossing of the flesh of pig even though none of us really care about the goings on of the flesh of the pig but we are watching it any way as the disciple Josh has demanded that we do so so that he may make bets and make money in the name of the lord to spend on condoms and doobies so he can shmoke shome weedies while he fuckie like a duckie in the name of God.
Jewff: And then the chaste Jesus will shout in all of thine ears as he is a bitter God hating son of a bitch who needs some nookie. Won't thine virgin lay thine lips upon the lord?
St. Ryanus XIII: Say virgin won't you lay thine lips upon me?
Jewff: For the lords cock is mighty big and oh but it is very good. How we must spread his seed upon the land but wash it up after awhile as it is quite sticky. Then thine sluts will rejoice for the juice has been saved.
Jewff: Yea' as I walk through the valley of beabage and death I fear not for the lord is hard and mighty lonely.