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15 things I want to say to 15 people:

1. You're the best person ever

2. I hate you

3. I find it extremely disgusting how the way you sit and walk screams "LOOK AT MY PUDENDA". And how you seriously think you're really really cool, when all you are is a crass nouveau riche gormless worm

4. I love how we never spoke, but now we talk all the damn time. I'm really glad I got to know you in these last few months, my meat rubbing face friend :)
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5. I'm getting rather sick of you, even though I don't want to be. And it's kinda sad because.. well, just because.

6. Even though your ego is size XXL I'm super glad we have our support group because I don't know what I would have done without you. And you are a very strong person to be able to make it through what happened to you so I respect you for that!
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7. You are my "only friend", and we've seriously been through practically everything together *slides down staircase* and even though so many times there was potential for everything to go wrong we still managed to make everything "okeh". And you know I will always be there to spend 300 dollars of my phone bill to call you from anywhere in the world (including Mozambique). And unlike some I am willing to share shipping costs with you even though you are ind*** :o
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8. Geographer's bar and remix, represent!

9. It's super funny how just because we're emo/music partners, so many people think we're going out. But remember the plan! And even if the plan doesn't work out, we'll think of more plans involving schematics that will stab everyone in the jaw. Seriously if it weren't for that random night at Baden I'd never have gotten to know you as well as I have, so yay for Germans!
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10. I find it so awesome that you say "bye" to me when you go offline even when we stopped talking 3 hours ago and how you are the most random (but oh still the best) econs "helper" ever. I really do think you have one of the freshest insights and outlooks on life of anyone I've ever known.

11. You are the best sapsy MMS buddy, I am going to be your friend forever (yes, forever) and when you make 23984234 dollars designing clothes, we can go buy 23984234 scarves and paper bags to stuff in the mouths of people we hate. Personally it really is one of the coolest/realest friendships I've ever had and me gusta mucho, boo.
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12. I think its hilarious how none of you know what's happening in my life right now, and perhaps before I would have told it all, but now I realise how big a mistake that would be. I used to think the times I had with you guys were the best times of my life, but now I can actually see how wrong I was because most of you were little conniving backstabbing users.

13. It's just beyond sad that you could have done so much better; yet you chose the worst choice possible (no, seriously.. worst) and now you have the excess baggage of the "cool" friends. PROPS TO YOU!!!

14. I used to like you and find you okay, but then lately I really find that you think you know me really well (when you obviously don't). So don't think you're in any place to judge me or tell me what I'm like. By the way: You're one of those people who talk so much shit to sound smart. Just thought I'd let you know in case you didn't already.

15. You are dating a dumbass

Fo sheezy, but it's nowhere near half as long as roboutique (drishti's)

I COMMAND/DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION
Mrah I really feel like taking new pictures. I'm sick of having to dig through all my folders of photographs to find one that I haven't posted yet. So in another bid from me to improve my e-social skills, this is another "day in the life of" entry.

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Jeez that was a bloody waste of time because no one reads the stupid shit I write (not even me). BECAUSE IT'S BORING.

p.s. ESTHER/DRISHTI: TRUMPET'S POO!!!
p.p.s. KLAMZX: YOU AND F-MAN FOREVER!!!!!

That is all.

---IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING AT LEAST READ THIS---
(edit @ 1a.m.) Actually, that's not all. This is a rage entry.

Start rage --->

I've been blog hopping and I just realised how many people in my school are fucking retards. LOOK okay I know you have money, I know you have a gazillion $$$, and God knows you bathe with bottles of Evian/San effing Pellegrino but I think you need to hear this: STFU. STU THE FU UP.

I know, I know.. if I don't like your blog why am I reading it and complaining about it blah blah blah personal opinion and you're allowed to say what you want to say; but so am I you fool. The things you people write about just make me want to take a fork and stuff it up your anus. Except you wouldn't feel anything SINCE YOUR ANUS IS THE SIZE OF AFRICA and the fork would get lost up your disgusting skirt (BTW FYI you all look like you haven't bathed in 32894732 years).

And also: I don't care about what you buy, I don't care how much money you spend, I don't care about who said hi to you at what time this morning, because it all just makes me sick. Your life makes me sick and you are all IGNORANT PRETENTIOUS TWATS. Half the time I look around school and the situation just makes me want to shoot myself in the head. Why do you all think you're so amazing? Do you think it's cool to act the way you do? Just in case your mom didn't tell you: it's NOT.

I hope in a few years you look back on yourself with your head buried deep in your hands; wishing you hadn't posted such unflattering pictures of your oh-so "fabulous" life. I mean I've never been in a position where so many people just knew how to piss the @#$% out of me like there's no tomorrow. And then you have all those younger year people: YES YES good for you, tongue piercing OOOOH, cunnilingus OOOOH, sex OOOOH. OOOH YOUR FACE YOU UNDERSTAND?

Jeez. But you know what? i still read your blog. I still read your blog because I find it the most amusing thing on earth; that anyone could be so caught up with their own snotty life, in your own little plastic bubble of pink and parties and what not.

In fact I find it so amusing a couple of us read it together, and paste the sections that we find funny into our MSN conversations so that we can LOL / ROTFL / OMG and HAHAHA at you. You all are really the most amusing people ever. And I mean that in the most derogatory way possible.

Actually this doesn't just apply for people in my school. There are a few of you out there that this goes out to. Congratulations; you have a place on my internet space.

Bukadhjrkejlradfs ok I had to say that, bye. AND what is up with the stupid MSN servers? Shit in bloody pants.

<--- End rage. Let's wig it out. This is possibly the longest entry ever. I'm now going to read LAMZXX blog to cheer me up.