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15 things I want to say to 15 people:
1. You're the best person ever
2. I hate you
3. I find it extremely disgusting how the way you sit and walk screams "LOOK AT MY PUDENDA". And how you seriously think you're really really cool, when all you are is a crass nouveau riche gormless worm
4. I love how we never spoke, but now we talk all the damn time. I'm really glad I got to know you in these last few months, my meat rubbing face friend :)
You: hahaha. tim, after getting piss drunk, was like.."i have to wake up early. i have a CHURCH picnic"
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: like, wth? better go repent
Me: hahahhahaha!! Confessional!
5. I'm getting rather sick of you, even though I don't want to be. And it's kinda sad because.. well, just because.
6. Even though your ego is size XXL I'm super glad we have our support group because I don't know what I would have done without you. And you are a very strong person to be able to make it through what happened to you so I respect you for that!
You: MUACK MUACK MUACK MUACK MUACK
You: U WANT HOT SEX?
Me: NOT FROM YOU THANKS
You: y??????????????????????????????????
Me: TOO HOT TO HANDLE
7. You are my "only friend", and we've seriously been through practically everything together *slides down staircase* and even though so many times there was potential for everything to go wrong we still managed to make everything "okeh". And you know I will always be there to spend 300 dollars of my phone bill to call you from anywhere in the world (including Mozambique). And unlike some I am willing to share shipping costs with you even though you are ind*** :o
You: oryte
Me: dey r oryte
Me: cud b betta
You: hahahahahaaahahahahahahah
Me: but dey r nt
You: nx ppr
You: oryte
Me: nx prr wd b betta
You: im dying
Me: myb onli oryte
Me: nt realli sure yt
Me: onli tym vill tel
Me: bt ven it does i vill tell u
8. Geographer's bar and remix, represent!
9. It's super funny how just because we're emo/music partners, so many people think we're going out. But remember the plan! And even if the plan doesn't work out, we'll think of more plans involving schematics that will stab everyone in the jaw. Seriously if it weren't for that random night at Baden I'd never have gotten to know you as well as I have, so yay for Germans!
Me: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU ANYMORE
Me: I DEVISE ALL THE PLANS FOR YOU
Me: AND NONE OF THEM INCLUDE DOING THE THINGS YOU DO
You: lol
You: wait
You: i gots the plan B
Me: mrah
Me: and whats plan b
You: plan b includes you helping me
Me: I HAVE NO MORE PLANS FOR YOU
Me: LOOK INSIDE THE PLAN BAG
Me: ITS EMPTY
**super funny**
10. I find it so awesome that you say "bye" to me when you go offline even when we stopped talking 3 hours ago and how you are the most random (but oh still the best) econs "helper" ever. I really do think you have one of the freshest insights and outlooks on life of anyone I've ever known.
11. You are the best sapsy MMS buddy, I am going to be your friend forever (yes, forever) and when you make 23984234 dollars designing clothes, we can go buy 23984234 scarves and paper bags to stuff in the mouths of people we hate. Personally it really is one of the coolest/realest friendships I've ever had and me gusta mucho, boo.
You: i want to put your wallet in jello
You: :D
12. I think its hilarious how none of you know what's happening in my life right now, and perhaps before I would have told it all, but now I realise how big a mistake that would be. I used to think the times I had with you guys were the best times of my life, but now I can actually see how wrong I was because most of you were little conniving backstabbing users.
13. It's just beyond sad that you could have done so much better; yet you chose the worst choice possible (no, seriously.. worst) and now you have the excess baggage of the "cool" friends. PROPS TO YOU!!!
14. I used to like you and find you okay, but then lately I really find that you think you know me really well (when you obviously don't). So don't think you're in any place to judge me or tell me what I'm like. By the way: You're one of those people who talk so much shit to sound smart. Just thought I'd let you know in case you didn't already.
15. You are dating a dumbass
Fo sheezy, but it's nowhere near half as long as
roboutique (drishti's)