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daysleftofsecondterm

To celebrate 1,346 days left, I invite you all (mostly @yurimartyr because they asked to be reminded) to mix 1/4 cup flour, 2 tbsp cocoa powder, 2 tbsp sugar, 1/4 tsp baking powder, 2 tbsp vegetable oil and 1/4 cup plus 1 tbsp milk and microvwave for 70 seconds.

Everyone else should keep in mind that it’s mug cookie day and follow this recipe:

walking-mushroom

this = my breakfast

walking-mushroom

omg yesterday I made 6 of these and they were delicious but how is it even possible that this one is a cake

like wtf I baked a cookie and got a cake TwT If I wanted to eat a cake I would bake a cake Im cryinnnn

chr0nically-b0red

WAIT PEAK IDEA IMA DO THIS WHEN IM HOME ALONE (yes im not allowed to use tye microwave when im home alone but i doubt ill be allowed to make it otherwise cuz my sis will be like “i WaNnA mAkE oNe ToO” and it will cause arguments icl)

Also why is ts in “1/4 cup” my british ass aint computing

daysleftofsecondterm

Ah shit forgot about that; here ya go

And also here

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