Fascinating.

-Log 04-

Those who seek only to survive long enough to reproduce are animals.

Those who seek knowledge, companionship, and better understanding of themselves are people.

Those who seek only destruction are monsters.

That's how I see it. People don't always get along with one another but that makes neither side less of a person. UNLESS THEY'RE SPACE PIRATES.
Brb rechargin

I'll Be Stranded For Christmas...

Interesting to see that Christmas is celebrated even here. But the Santa Claus mythos does originate from a human-populated planet (could it be Earth itself?) so it's not surprising. Should I expect bright lights and drunken debauchery here too?

There are too many holidays and festivals for the pathetically short length of an Earth year. Tell me they're largely regional. Otherwise it's a wonder anything gets done.

Samus
Samus what does your ship want for Christmas
Does she want diamonds I will totally get her the finest space diamonds in the whole universe
Side view

-Log 01-

[After the confusion and revelations of Halloween night, Ghor decided to stay in the school as a student. For a little while, at least. Until he can figure out all these crazy time warps and whatnot. A little learning could be fun! He's never been the Earth before, and what little he knows about its culture comes from comments made by Space Marines.

So he was issued a dorm and a laptop! Figuring out the laptop took a few minutes more than it should have. He kept expecting there to be some kind of catch, because what kind of technology is THIS simplistic? Where are the bomb slots and boost ball spinners? Once he figured it all out, he stuck his fingers into two USB slots and let cybernetic SCIENCE!! handle the rest.

Of course, that also meant his personality switched over to DOUCHEBAG*MODE.]

My name is Ghor and I've enrolled in this academy's university program. Are these the best computers this school can provide? They're so primitive I'm getting more of a headache the longer I integrate with them.