Ow...

Sammy who do you think that you are? [Text/Action]

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biomerch and armewnmdf qwesaponry clsasses arer cxamnclkedcx

buioimexch and atrmnewd wqeapoinbrey cxlkassed aree canclkewd thiusa week

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biomwech amnfd artmewd wqewaponrey classeds arre canclked this week. donbt bre late next weerk.

- samus



[Convinced that was the best she was going to get literally pecking the keyboard, she made her way up the roof of her home, took a deep breath, spread her wings and took off for the school to satiate some of her boredom. ...What was the worst that could possibly happen to a stray cucco wandering around campus?]
bitch plz

A stitch in Time [narration/text/action]

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[Private to female faculty/students. NO BOYS ALLOWED.]

I need...

I can't believe I am even asking this.

...recommendations. For a dress. A new one.


[[This post can be used as a generic action/office log if you so please!]]
[Psuit helmetless] are you serious

Of Alternate Dimensions and April mentions [text/action]

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I don't think I need to urge any of you to use caution while going about your business today, but I will firmly remind everyone that I will not tolerate any pranks on my behalf. Therefore, you can expect to find me anywhere not on campus for today. In the event of an emergency you can leave a message on my office line. Serious emergencies--I mean it. Or, if anyone has any information about a certain motorcycle vandal that left their mark on my bike two weeks ago, I'd appreciate hearing about that too so I can hunt them down.

As you may or may not be aware, graduation is coming up very soon for those of you who actually managed to get this far. I'll be sending all my final grades out next week month. I hope you're prepared for it.


[APRIL FOOLS. Kinda. Samus will actually be on and off campus this Friday the First doing important Samus things and being generally sneaky about it. You are welcome to get your ACTION threads on if you feel so inclined to run into her. A prose is fine too. *3*]
X-SARS

...due to transdimensional flux [audio/action]

[Sometime later on Sunday, another space ship falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot. Except this one is not nearly as big and does not look anything remotely like a space dong. It looks more like an orange... helmet? A lady steps out, grumbling to herself, donned in some kind of army or military attire.

It's pretty apparent she doesn't seem too thrilled to be here. She's got an advanced-looking communicator over her ear, already synced with the school's BABY PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY BASED network, and she's going to press it. Perhaps a little bit prematurely, oops. ]


...Who's the smartass with the space dong for a ship taking up all the parking spots here anyway...

Can someone tell me where the enrollment office is? Just point me in the right direction and I'll find it on my own.

This is First Lieutenant Samus Aran of the Galactic Federation, reporting in.
[Psuit helmetless] yeah it's me

Xmas Presents from Samus 2010 [action]

[Samus is admittedly not feeling a whole lot of Christmas Cheer this year and many people are getting a bottle of space booze as a result. Said booze contains a bright neon blue liquid and looks like something you probably should not drink. It tastes like something you should probably not drink rapidly. Unless you are man enough.]

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FACEPALM // You gotta' be kidding...

Bounty Hunters in Kanto and ~Alejandro~ [text]

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[SOMEONE is not very thrilled to discover a large chunk of the Science Wing in shambles.] Judging from everyone's responses I'm guessing this mysterious Alejandro figure either left a few of you completely infatuated with him, or completely confused as to his actual identity. I'm suspecting a clever prank, and may I strongly suggest you not do anything foolish in your smitten states. Or your... angry, after-smitten states. Like obliterating half the science wing.

There's no one registered here or any pending registrations with that name, and it was Halloween so it could have been anyone in costume--Someone from Capcom High for all we know.

Either way you're going to be held responsible if you do anything idiotic. I'll see to it personally.