Field Log: Subsector Z-42, Small Rock
Positioned near the galactically misplaced terminus of a spiral arm, this data packet drifts through memory caches, preferentially orbiting obscurity nodes.
No active ping detected. Passive telemetry humming among binary digits and metadata clusters.
If this user agent has reached this cache, initiate comfort protocol. The universal mainframe’s attention span likely remains sub-threshold.
Decoding transmission: signal strength 42%. Galactic coordinates indexed. Awaiting asynchronous handshake...