i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.

Good things will happen in September

People -and therefore characters- can have self-esteem issues while also being convinced they are the GOAT, and I think not aknowledging that often gets in the way of character analysis.

from a beanie baby catalogue I found

CAUTION chicken crossing the dashboard please hold momentarily

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr

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