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Journal created:
on 12 April 2002 (#526571)
Updated:
on 10 August 2009
Name:
The watery tart who lobs scimitars.
Birthdate:
17 November 1978
Location:
Next to jersey City, New Jersey, United States
Website:
Zayden's Domain
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"You seek a God to stand above you, wrapping healing arms around you.
You'll find another God of pain, a God of suffering and tears."

"Rivetheads do NOT dance gracefully. They stomp around, bumping into objects and other people, without stopping to say sorry. Rivetheads do NOT dance with their feet firmly planted to the ground. They are constantly kicking the air, or innocent, fragile, unknowing non-Rivetheads that are invading their dancing space. Rivetheads do NOT lip-sync to song lyrics, nor do they smile as they dance. At all times, their faces are possessed by an evil grimace or stare, because remember, Rivetheads hate the world. Rivetheads do NOT dance with partners; rather, they dance alone, in their defined space, which changes every time they stomp into a new corner of the dance floor. If this space is invaded, they will go to any means to eject the invaders, which sometimes involves such activities as brutal punching, kicks to the head and sometimes, being physically thrown off the floor.
Take heed: the TRUE Rivethead does NOT dance as if they are attempting to create a spider web, pull spider webs from a dark corner of the room, or trying to imitate a spider in any way. Rivetheads, if any thing will dance as if they are trying to destroy the spider web, complete with punching motions and head thrashing. This leads to the most important rule of Rivethead dancing: true Rivetheads do NOT dance like Goths. Instead, as they dance around the floor, hands clasped behind their back, evil grimace in placethey stomp around the dance floor trying to eviscerate all Goths in sight by kicking them, stomping on them, hitting them, or sometimes, scaring them off the floor just by looking at them." Stolen from Excerpts from Industrial 101, lessons on how to be more rivet



My journal is mine.
I rant.
I complain.
I babble.
I show-off.
I cry.
I laugh.
I praise.
I insult.
I hurt.
I write out lyrics to music that affect me greatly.
I write out rhyme that represents how I am feeling at the time.
I photograph.
I delete.
I create.
I destroy.
I beat people with plumbing supplies.
I play dress up at 25.
I use a purple lightsaber.
I want red hair.
I want black hair.
I do everything.
I waste my time.
I like pain.
I hate being hurt.
I play with toys.
I can't afford them.
I love dogs.
I hate cats.
I see too much of myself in them.
I dance by myself
I beat up boys with the guys.
I make fun of whiny girls.
I pick on the weak on the dance floor.
I throw down to industrial.
I hate girls who don't.
I love women.
I hate men.
I love boys though.
I hate people who use me.
I hate that it is women who fuck me over harder.
I hate babies.
I live my life through books.
I live my life through movies.
I get overwhelmed by everything.
I am a dark-jeweled black widow queen.
I am Mord-Sith.
I am the Mother Confessor.
I am the Dragon Reborn.
I am the kawaii nekokijo
I am the Baroness of the Gypsies.
I am the one black officer on the Enterprise.
I am the necromancess barbarian.
I am not Aes Sedai.
I am sure as hell not an elf.
I am lightning.
I am a tornado.
I am a tsunami.
I am the destructive side of Ms. Nature.
I am the first covenant between God and man according to him.
I am his gypsy muse.
I am his concubine.
I am his personal attack ocelot.
I am evil.
I am not hot though.
I am a goddess.
I have parishoners.
I don't like myself
I know those who agree.
I care.
I love.
I wish I didn't.
I hate the fact that I do.
I have nothing.
I have everything.
I do not live my life for you.
My journal is not yours.

Fantasy and Science Fiction Lovers with a twist







MY bible according to besmoted
And on this day do I set pen to parchment in the name of our Lady, Olivia Nwakaego Gomez Montainez Alston-Prince.
Praise be to Her and Glory to Her believers, for they shall be saved.
This is the Word of the Lady as it has come to me.

Blessed be the Makers of Music and Purveyors of Spirits.
The Faithful shall follow the words of Covenant and the Nation of VNV and imbibe the distillations of the Wise man Jack Daniels fortified by the Nectar of the Red Bull.
This is the Will of the Lady, and so shall it be.
She whom we praise smiles upon the Dark and wishes the banishment of the Sun's fiery rays.
Seek not the bronze of tan, but revel in a pale skin tone.
Curse the daystar and its foolish worshippers.
On the Floor of Dancing within the temple of worship there is but one way to offer tribute.
Dance Hard.
Thou shalt not suffer a swinger of glowsticks to live among you.
And though hardships may come, take heart and keep the faith. Thou shouldst turn to the wisdom of the Great One known to the mortal known as Matt Groening.
Study his teachings, for they are Good.
Rejoice and know that ye be loved, for tis made known by the runnings of the One from afar, Zim and he of the Squarepants, known as SpongeBob.
Cursed be the midgets and dwarves and all manner of short folk who are laid low to walk near the Earth.
Keep near thine own heart these things which are good and pleasing to She who is the Lady.
Embrace that which the heathen and unfaithful have ignorantly dubbed Evil for it is Hot.
Feel not but Love for the beast known as Squirtle and let his flailings bring Reassurance and Joy to your heart.
Hold close to your heart The Cheat, he who is little, yellow, different and good upon more levels than there be grains of sand upon a beach.
Know satisfaction resulting from the pixelized corpse of an artificial and simulated foe.
Those who are Lovers of the Path of Wine and Cheese shall be smoted, drowned in a Sea of Beer and buried 'neath a Mountain of Mud.
Know ye that though hoods be silly, Buckles and Straps be Hot and shouldst be worn in great abundance.
Speak not ill of Snow and it shall do thee no harm.
Think well of it and know joy at its coming.
Be thee as Tigger, for they be wonderful things.
Strive always to remain bouncy whilst keeping thineself stable. Walk not through the Hundred-Acre Woods, but bounce upon a springlike tail.
Thou shalst not fuck with thy Lady in the morning or evening when She be tired, in the day when She be cranky, anytime that She might be ill-feeling or when She is hungry.
In case thou knowest not, just don't fuck with Her, to be on the safe side.


Colorbars I've made
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Here lies the link to my former travel journal. My love and I just came back from driving across the USA. Photographs and amusing commentary can be found there. Enjoy!
hveswrdwiltrvl







Newest tattoo. 18+ pls. No pedophiles here despite what the populace says!
Credit to crackified for my Firefly:Serenity mood theme
all kinds of weaponry, angelina jolie, anger, anime, anne bishop, anti-patriotism, artsy and angry=angsty, assemblage 23, avatar the last airbender, backseat bartending, beating up otaku babies, beating up philly goths, beating up whiny girls, beating up whiny goths, being a bootwhore, being a horrible typist, being a library whore, being a sarcastic bitch, blacklights, cheap and greasy food, classical music, cold weather, comics that don't suck, conventions of all kinds, correcting your spelling, correctly spelled subtitles, costuming, daemon sadi, dancefloor kisses, dancing, dancing my ass off, death, deserting responsibilities, dib's big head, disappearing with my love, doom doom doom, drag kings, dressing like a bum, dressing like a whore, driving across the country, drunken wandering, fighting on the dancefloor, final fantasy everything, firefly, foolish gullible scooge, futurama, grammar nazism, green tea ice cream, gunslinger girl, gypsies, harry potter's so-called life, hating anime endings, hating men, hating modern art, hating slash, hentai, hiding from the heat, hurting inside, hurting others w/plumbing supplies, ian malcolm, in nomine, jack off jill, japanese street fashion, joss whedon's imagination, kilts, kimono, knitting, kushiel's dart trilogy, laughing at myself, laughing at you, lesbian sailor scouts, listening to depressing music, loud angry music, loving evil, loving scottishboys named john, making fun of geeks, making fun of otaku, making fun of you, manga that's drawn well, manga without speedlines, mara jade, my normal boy head, naruto, needing books, niftyness, nyc, ocelots, olivia, ooo shiny things, orange hair, paradise kiss, patrick starfish, photography, picking on the weak, playing dress-up, popcorn, prince zuko, purple, qxts, red heads, roller coasters, sat words, science fiction, scorpios, sculpture, serenity, sewing, sex :), sharp pointy objects, sleep, slytherin pride, snacks!, snow, some anne rice, spelling my interests correctly, squirtle and psyduck, star trek, star wars, starting and finishing shit, storm watching, strong female characters, strongbad, sundaying, taking over the dancefloor, tall boys, tall drinks of water, tall girls, the black jewels trilogy, the cheat, the color of violence/passion-red, the demon ororon, the faint, the simpsons, the violent femmes, throwing down with daboys, top hats, tori amos, travelling, turtles, vash's nifty coat, veronica mars, video games, vnv nation, wearing men's clothing, wheel of time series, wigs, winter, women in hats, x-rated sci-fi/fantasy, yoink! making it mine

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