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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gawain-the-tax-evader
kiwi

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

kiwi

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sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

softness-and-shattering

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

headspace-hotel

thats science for ya

gawain-the-tax-evader
rylandsgrace

This is cinema actually

wizardarchetypes

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

wildbearadactyl

So for y'all who don't know, Everclear is some serious shit. Your typical hard alcohol is gonna range from 30-50% alcohol by volume. Your vodkas, rums, and gins will sit around the 30-40% range with whiskey and bourbon being closer to the 50% mark.

Everclear? Everclear is at a minimum 60%, the good news is that bottle is thankfully the minimum 60%. (You can tell by it being 120 proof, to get percentage you just halve the proof.)

Everclear is grain alcohol and not flavoured, so it's pure; unadulterated alcohol taste in that bottle. And, the amount she poured in to that tin based on ratio basically turned the concoction in to citrus flavored paint thinner.

Everclear is the stuff you like, get to spike a big punch bowl of something, not usually something you use in a cocktail.

doodlee-a

I love the clarification because I know nothing about alcohol!

tiger-lily-warren

Everclear used to come with a warning on the bottle to make sure you store it in a cool place, refrigerated if possible, because if stored above a certain temperature it can spontaneously combust.

i-am-the-wallpaper
prokopetz

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

prokopetz

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

froxictog

#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?

stinkbrat
bluehairedspidey

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla

snake are you familiar with the traffic light system of safe words?ALT
traffic lights, huh?ALT
i guess it'd be red to stop, yellow to slow down, green to keep going?ALT
that's right snake!ALT
when engaging in a sex act that might be potentially risky, having a safe word lets you call things off at a moments notice. that way no one gets hurt.ALT
no one gets hurt... i guess we can always dream of a better world, huh?ALT
we have to try, don't we? snake, what color are things right now.ALT
don't worry, i'm still feeling green. thanks for checking in, otacon.ALT