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The remaining members of the DK Crew mourn Lanky Kong in a Donkey Kong 64 manga.

He had no style, he had no grace, but this Kong, is in a better place…

My favorite crack theory is "1990 comedy film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger takes place in Silent Hill"

The dev's are on record saying they used the school as reference for understanding what an American school looks like. This isn’t a theory, it's fact

So, actually, Silent Hill takes place in Kindergarten Cop.

Guy who’s about to kill himself: I’m getting really into standing outside in the dark lately

Let us consider for a moment why pornography, a genre produced by and large for the goal of sexual arousal (a state of being characterized by reduction of concentration), may be less complex in their construction than works in other genres.

Stranger Things season 1: beneath the superficial image of “peace and prosperity” in 1980s small-town America, there was the painful legacy of countless atrocities committed by the American government in the name of ‘freedom.’

Stranger Things season 4: evil Russians (not Soviets) have sent our All-American Hero to the gulags which apparently still exist in the 1980s and it’s up to us to save him 🇺🇸🦅🫡

There’s probably a term that already exists for this but if there isn’t I’m gonna call it ‘Rambofication’ in honor of its probably most well known instance: Rambo First Blood was about a soldier, John Rambo (that’s his actual name I’m not doing a bit), returning home from the Vietnam war, so traumatized by war that he brought the war home with him to a small town, unable to adapt to life without strict military discipline and hierarchy. Subsequent Rambo movies were about how John Rambo was the only supersoldier tough enough and patriotic enough to kill faceless hordes of dastardly foreign commies.

Ergo, ‘Rambofication’ is the process of a series starting with a relatively nuanced or subversive narrative before its sequels become a shallow embrace of the very narrative it originally subverted. It happens surprisingly often!

White Feminism

I wish more white people - and white women especially - would get over their white fragility and truly understand how words and actions like these do more harm than good to women of color. They need to stop making everything about themselves and catering to other whites women like women of color don’t exist.

@type-o-philia

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

irritable ghost

You can have one.

Over the last few months the majority of my friend group has become a polycule.

Has anyone done this

Yk when Kris makes a hoop with their arms and Kawkaw will pop up just to put their nose through?

I imagine that’s Yellow with Blue’s open arms

Fr though- this was MASSIVELY inspired by the end frame of this TikTok by box_enjoyer because it made me laugh so much 😭😭

Also I HAD to draw a little smth about Yellow doing that Usher meme

Just imagine *there goes my baby~~* playing as Yellow slowly slides into frame 💀

(And then a little squeak sound effect as he hits Blue lmao)

Surely if I destroy my sense of self and become a vessel for the desires of others I'll become worthy of love right. That's how it works right