No One Here Gets Out Alive, part 4
I think this is becoming too peculiar & pretentious to continue, but I'm posting this last bit because it ends at an o.k. place.
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No one here gets out alive, Part 3
Rating: Blowjob. Guns.
Pairing: Jim Morrison & pretty much everyone.
Teaser: A Didz in love, not just hung over, though the conditions are easily confused: slack jaw about to drop into his neglected porridge; fried egg eyes fixed on the girl opposite as if she’s the only breakfast he’ll ever want.
Blurb: I don’t expect anyone will like this, but I had to get it out of my brain so I can get on with life. P&C discuss marriage (but not to each other). Pete & Jim shoot things (but not each other). Anthony & Drew explain their views on fashion. Didz in love.
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Pairing: Jim Morrison & pretty much everyone.
Teaser: A Didz in love, not just hung over, though the conditions are easily confused: slack jaw about to drop into his neglected porridge; fried egg eyes fixed on the girl opposite as if she’s the only breakfast he’ll ever want.
Blurb: I don’t expect anyone will like this, but I had to get it out of my brain so I can get on with life. P&C discuss marriage (but not to each other). Pete & Jim shoot things (but not each other). Anthony & Drew explain their views on fashion. Didz in love.
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No one here gets out alive, part 2
Rating: Tame. Snogging & that's about it. . .
Pairing: P & C
Blurb: More of that Petepernel and French Revolution thing. . . Wherein Drew makes two new friends, Didz reveals his ambitions in life, Carl incites a riot and Pete thinks about Carl’s hair.
Part One
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Pairing: P & C
Blurb: More of that Petepernel and French Revolution thing. . . Wherein Drew makes two new friends, Didz reveals his ambitions in life, Carl incites a riot and Pete thinks about Carl’s hair.
Part One
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No One Here Gets Out Alive
Rating: Bland. Everything’s implied.
Pairing: P & C , if I ever get there
Teaser: That’s my wife you’re fucking.
Blurb: Probably way too peculiar, but here goes.
French Revolution, days before they guillotine Marie Antoinette. Pete’s a bored English nobleman who rescues French aristocrats for kicks, assisted by the feckless twins, Drew&Didz. Carl’s a loud-mouthed notorious French revolutionary, married to Annalisa who's a Royalist. Gary has a bear. Anthony is implied and Jim Morrison is Jim Morrison.
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Pairing: P & C , if I ever get there
Teaser: That’s my wife you’re fucking.
Blurb: Probably way too peculiar, but here goes.
French Revolution, days before they guillotine Marie Antoinette. Pete’s a bored English nobleman who rescues French aristocrats for kicks, assisted by the feckless twins, Drew&Didz. Carl’s a loud-mouthed notorious French revolutionary, married to Annalisa who's a Royalist. Gary has a bear. Anthony is implied and Jim Morrison is Jim Morrison.
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Carlos the Vampyre Slayer, Epilogue
Carlos the Vampyre Slayer, the Last Parts
Title: The words of love in whispers, the acts of love in screams
Plot: Pete’s band opens for Flaming Lips/Radiohead at Madison Square Garden.
Disclaimer: This is really different from previous episodes, because it’s almost all Pete POV (i.e. really messy sentences) and I’m afraid this may be totally boring & confusing to anyone who’s not me. So I’m posting the part that wraps up the plot, followed by a bit of the gratuitous sex part that gets it to kindof a nice sentence. If anyone reads this, please let me know if it’s just too messy to bother finishing!
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Plot: Pete’s band opens for Flaming Lips/Radiohead at Madison Square Garden.
Disclaimer: This is really different from previous episodes, because it’s almost all Pete POV (i.e. really messy sentences) and I’m afraid this may be totally boring & confusing to anyone who’s not me. So I’m posting the part that wraps up the plot, followed by a bit of the gratuitous sex part that gets it to kindof a nice sentence. If anyone reads this, please let me know if it’s just too messy to bother finishing!
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Anthony, Tragic Hair & Lasagna, Part 7 & 8 (END!)
Title: Anthony, Tragic Hair and Lasagna, Parts Seven & Eight. THE END!
Pairing: Thom Yorke/Johnny Thunders, P & C, Stan & Didz
Genre: American Highschool/College
Rating: Implied blowjobs, bad handjob, silly teenage sex
Teaser: That spoilsport hand isn’t moving and Didz doesn’t seem very open to suggestion. Shoves his pouty mouth almost on top of Anthony’s, but refuses to do anything interesting with it.
Blurb: I’m afraid this took forever, because I was stranded for weeks out of town computerless and because it turned into two chapters I didn’t want to post separately. But in case anyone remembers, here’s the way too long end to this way too long thing! Anthony gets his bubble bath. The King of the Nerds explains the Story of Pete’s life. Carl loses the same fight twice. Didz explains the end of the world. Illegal acts in historic cemetery.
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Pairing: Thom Yorke/Johnny Thunders, P & C, Stan & Didz
Genre: American Highschool/College
Rating: Implied blowjobs, bad handjob, silly teenage sex
Teaser: That spoilsport hand isn’t moving and Didz doesn’t seem very open to suggestion. Shoves his pouty mouth almost on top of Anthony’s, but refuses to do anything interesting with it.
Blurb: I’m afraid this took forever, because I was stranded for weeks out of town computerless and because it turned into two chapters I didn’t want to post separately. But in case anyone remembers, here’s the way too long end to this way too long thing! Anthony gets his bubble bath. The King of the Nerds explains the Story of Pete’s life. Carl loses the same fight twice. Didz explains the end of the world. Illegal acts in historic cemetery.
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Anthony, Lasgna & Tragic Hair, Part 6!
Pairing: Anthony & Didz
Genre: American High School (American Pie)
Rating: Awkward Adolescent Sex
Blurb: Back to the Nurse's office. Didz is in a foul mood and Anthony has impure thoughts about an early Christian martyr. REALLY LONG. Sorry. I marked a break point, but it didn't feel right to split it up.
Teaser: Of course, he might have lost it completely, actually believes that life is a non-stop porno flick where everyone is out to fuck him in unholy and acrobatic ways.
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Genre: American High School (American Pie)
Rating: Awkward Adolescent Sex
Blurb: Back to the Nurse's office. Didz is in a foul mood and Anthony has impure thoughts about an early Christian martyr. REALLY LONG. Sorry. I marked a break point, but it didn't feel right to split it up.
Teaser: Of course, he might have lost it completely, actually believes that life is a non-stop porno flick where everyone is out to fuck him in unholy and acrobatic ways.
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Anthony, Tragic Hair & Lasagna, Part 5
Pairing: P & C, Anthony & Didz, Anthony & prom queen
Genre: American highschool & college
Rating: P for Pretentious (i.e., Pete's back). Snogging. Hetero sex.
Blurb: Anthony goes over to the Dark Side. Didz does not approve. Guest appearance by Ozzy.
Teaser: Christ, he's buying into all their corporate advertising ploys! He wants to fuck a shampoo ad.
Previous parts: One Two Three Four
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Genre: American highschool & college
Rating: P for Pretentious (i.e., Pete's back). Snogging. Hetero sex.
Blurb: Anthony goes over to the Dark Side. Didz does not approve. Guest appearance by Ozzy.
Teaser: Christ, he's buying into all their corporate advertising ploys! He wants to fuck a shampoo ad.
Previous parts: One Two Three Four
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Anthony, Tragic Hair & Lasagna, Part 4
Pairing: Anthony & Didz, P & C
Genre: American highschool & college
Rating: sort of sex, full frontal & homophobia
Blurb: Didz crashes at Anthony’s after the Carl/Gary show. Didz gets in touch with his inner Red Hot Chili Pepper. Anthony finally gets to wank off. Carl successfully defends his virtue.
Teaser: All smeared Technicolor, Didz looks like a photo ripped from one of Cousin Fredo’s White Boys in Bondage magazines.
Previous parts: One Two Three
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Genre: American highschool & college
Rating: sort of sex, full frontal & homophobia
Blurb: Didz crashes at Anthony’s after the Carl/Gary show. Didz gets in touch with his inner Red Hot Chili Pepper. Anthony finally gets to wank off. Carl successfully defends his virtue.
Teaser: All smeared Technicolor, Didz looks like a photo ripped from one of Cousin Fredo’s White Boys in Bondage magazines.
Previous parts: One Two Three
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