[ oh no, oh no, oh no. robin is now convinced that chloe's gotten the wrong idea -- that robin doesn't like it when girls flirt with girls, that robin is one of them, one of the people who hate her.
and who, it seems, also hate chloe. and that's the other thing that robin can't quite process: that there's another person here who's like her. that for the first time, when it comes to liking girls, robin isn't alone. ]
yeah it's okay this is going to sound really stupid
[ five minutes pass before robin sends the next message, as robin agonizes over whether or not to send it at all. ]
i didn't know there was someone else here who did that too
She feels a wave of relief come off her, followed by that deep stab of empathy. She's known that feeling of isolation all too well, both at home and here. ]
it doesn't sound stupid, dude honest
this place isn't exactly san fransisco or anything, but there's a couple of girls like us here or well kind of anyway. most of them seem to also like guys, so if you're bi it'll be real easy to find someone to relate to and w/e
[ Not so much otherwise, she's found, but c'est la vie. ]
that's good to know about the other real people? i wasn't planning on speaking to a single one of those weird smiling ladies i don't trust any woman who puts her hair in rollers
[ robin reads the conversation and is DEEPLY embarrassed that clarisse called her a "damsel in distress." that's not the vibe she was trying to give off at all! ]
thanks she's cool
she saved me from an eternal piggy fate by singing an offspring song to me i was really kinda hoping she'd forget about that though it was super embarrassing steve i was a pig in a sailor suit
text; un: price is right - misfire - i'm so sorry for her everything
this is gold, never apologize
thanks but you definitely meant to send this to someone else
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u right
i usually wait at least two weeks before awkwardly flirting with the girls i meet
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you flirt with girls?
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yeah
is that
okay?
cause like i don't flirt with people who don't like it, i'm not like a skeevy straight dude or anything
cw: homophobia ref
and who, it seems, also hate chloe. and that's the other thing that robin can't quite process: that there's another person here who's like her. that for the first time, when it comes to liking girls, robin isn't alone. ]
yeah it's okay
this is going to sound really stupid
[ five minutes pass before robin sends the next message, as robin agonizes over whether or not to send it at all. ]
i didn't know there was someone else here who did that too
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OH.
She feels a wave of relief come off her, followed by that deep stab of empathy. She's known that feeling of isolation all too well, both at home and here. ]
it doesn't sound stupid, dude
honest
this place isn't exactly san fransisco or anything, but there's a couple of girls like us here
or well kind of anyway. most of them seem to also like guys, so if you're bi it'll be real easy to find someone to relate to and w/e
[ Not so much otherwise, she's found, but c'est la vie. ]
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(also, what the hell is bi? robin has so many questions.) ]
holy shit
gotta hand it for this whacked out stepford town i guess?
but also if you could not tell anybody that would be good
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and i ain’t gonna out ya, babe
the sleepers mostly don’t give a shit
townspeople are a different story
[ Can’t sell this place as too much of a paradise after all. ]
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that's good to know about the other real people? i wasn't planning on speaking to a single one of those weird smiling ladies i don't trust any woman who puts her hair in rollers
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text, un:harrington
she sounds pretty nice
[ robin can you sense that the wheels in steve's brain are turning
the wheels that say chloe you're into girls and that is a girl hmmmm ]
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thanks
she's cool
she saved me from an eternal piggy fate by singing an offspring song to me i was really kinda hoping she'd forget about that though it was super embarrassing steve i was a pig in a sailor suit
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that's amazing
BUT
she wants to know if you want to go for coffee sometime
[ she doesn't actually steve is playing the game and gonna set you two up ]
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[ what what clarisse wants WHAT??
a hundred million alarm bells sound off in robin's head. it does not occur to robin that she is being set up. ]
i mean school isn't real here or anything so uh
yeah that's cool
i'm free whenever
she told you that????
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i am the least nerdy person in
this entire town
second
school is totally real don't say that around the kids
i've been spending months trying to get them to go
and third
[ nope she didn't say anything shhhhhh ]
there is no third
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okay fine when i play hookey i won't let them know
there's just way more interesting things to learn here than regular school
steve.
steve what's the third
i'll figure it out one way or another!!
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she seems like a really cool chick so you should totally agree to meet her for coffee or something
i can get you into the movie theater free if you like
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ok i'll do it
i don't even know what kinds of movies she likes though, all i know is that she likes the offspring. and is like really strong
text; cw a skeleton
text;
what's its name?
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wait is that one of those dead people statues has somebody died
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nobody died, it's a thing from my basket