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For too long regular mortals have looked at herons messing up pplz pots and pans and thought, "LOL, I WISH I CULD DO THT". Well, now they can! With new: HERON COSTUME W/ THEFT TOOLS, you too can break into houses and make messes of pplz pots and pans! Just put on the patented HERON COSTUME (w/ beak, claws, pockets, and moar!), find a house, open the doors using our THEFT TOOLS, locate the kitchen (if they don't have a kitchen, find the nearest bedroom and make a mess of the t-shirts and underwearz), and make a mess of their pots and pans! It's so simple!
"Bidoofs are the porn of pokemon. You get it, check it out for a short while, then you immediately hide it in the deepest, darkest reaches of your computer, so no one else can see it."
i'm a rapist heron, with a cherry-red coloured beak.
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i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i? will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
so I met this incompetent heron. I asked her. "Oh, why aren't you messing up people's pots and pans?" and she answered me with. "No, silly, I'm not a heron! I'm a parrot!"
So, I flew away to mess a person's pots and pans because of that incompetent heron. I felt so hurt.
So, I spent the whole day in this girl's house messing up her pots and pans because she refused to repost
"i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i? will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans."
Last night, after a foolish man did not heed by warning, I flew into his kitchen and made a mess of his pots and pans (and, because I was bored, I stuck my beak in his wife's vagina). After that I grabbed a can of spray paint, wrote our message on his walls, then pissed in his sink. A good time was had by all (except him).
