youle be sorry

omg john should just find a black hole to transport himself back to 5 minutes ago before he embarassed our name.

because when i look at him now, all i see is this:

a new youleblog community series!
excerpts from the dinner table part one

me: (it was relevant, i swear) actually i'm reading a book about a hermaphrodite.
dad: is it about a human or a worm? because you know, worms are hermaphrodites.

what a show-off!

AWWW

and...



AWWWW

john dropped the turkey when he carried it to the table.

D:

john had a lisp and pronounced his "j" sounds as "z" sounds and so he called himself zohn?
HILARIOUS.

look at me, singlehandedly reviving the most retarded community on livejournal!!!

oh my god.

oh my god.

why didn't we name this community "youleblog"?
all my cleverest ideas are wasted after the fact.

I hear the Youle family is nothing but a bunch of straight up biotches. Anyone have conformation?

Lizzy and I discussing similarities between Dad and Thomas

Dad turns to Lizzy and says "I'm most like you out of the whole bunch. You know, like an explorer. Thomas is so miopic"

Lizzy replied "I'm most what you see yourself as

::pause::

a girl."

*Laugh Track*