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Yolbert

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The bilingual's conundrum:
TLDR: being divided on what language to speak online.
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Ce billet en français suivra.
TLJPL: être divisé sur quel langue devrait on parler en ligne
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First: my native language is not English, it is French (bonjour!) and i speak both languages, however its not the case for everyone, hence the conundrum.

Do i speak my native language and connect with the people that are likely from my region where our greatest link is what connected our ancestors; language. But with a trade off that i am more restricted with who i reach?

or...

Do i blog in English where i can reach a broader audience and even the people which English is not their first language either but to the trade off that i lose my mother tongue?

maybe...

I translate each posts to reach everyone at the expense of my time and energy and having two separate sets of similar people that sees me?

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L'énigme du bilingue:

Premièrement, ma langue natal n'est pas l'anglais, c'est le français (duh) et je parle les deux langues, cependant ce n'est pas le cas de tout le monde, ce qui nous mène à l'énigme.

Devrait-je parler ma langue mère wt connecter avec les gens qui sont fort plus probablement de ma région où notre plus grand lien est ce qui connectait nos ancêtres; la langue. Au coût d'être plus restreint face à qui je rejoins.

ou...

Dois-je bloguer en anglais où je peux rejoindre une plus grande audience même ceux que l'anglais est non-plus leur langue natal aux coût de perdre ma langue maternelle.

Peut-être...

Je traduit chaque billets pour joindre tout le monde au coût de mon temps et énergie ainsi que d'avoir deux lots différents de personnes qui me voient?

playing a new game called Are You Suffering where when i'm on my computer every once in a while i ask myself Am I Suffering? and if i assess the situation and i'm sitting there going reading about some stupid bullshit or 150 users into blocking every single person in the notes of a post looking like ☹️🦐💻 (shrimp for posture) i close all the tabs that are upsetting me and find something else to do

you would not fucking believe how hard it is to play this game

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I am making a nonsense bullshit pie. Just random shit from the freezer and the pantry on an improvised butter crust. It looks like horse vomit. I know horses don't vomit, but if something was actually vile enough to make them do that, it would look like this pie. We'll see if it'll look better once it's done baking.

I have successfully made an irl version of the comically gross green stink lines -having school lunch mush from 90s cartoon. We'll see if it'll taste better than it looks.

Why have you done this

I took a picture before eating it, and intentionally chose not to share before eating it, because I knew someone would have come up with some way to describe it that would make me not want to eat it:

The lasagna that was forgotten at the back of the fridge for three weeks:

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

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I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

THE TIME LOOP

making this unrebloggable. die.

LIVE ONCE MORE BY MY WHIM

Get reprocessed idoit

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The worst thing is trying to go to sleep when you're up too late and sleep is boring and you want to keep doing the fun brain things but you know you need to sleep but you can't turn your brain off so sleep seems impossible because your mind is just racing and continuing trying to think and have fun

I love sleeping and havinge random entertaining dreams yet here i am on my Ingot doing Not That

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

This is some sort of...

Odyssey

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MY OWN MOTHER REFERENCED THE FUCKING TROUT POST

I aspire to become popular enough on Tumblr dot com that my own mother repeats a dumbass post I made without knowing it was me.

iraffiruse

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

stargh0st-deactivated20131025

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

> there is no evidence that individuals perceive each colors in the same way

> not to mention color blindness