Jess: (reading from Cosmo) "The Mommy Test: Are you ready to have a bun in the oven? ... Women who baby their man or counsel friends in distress are crying out for motherhood."

Garth: "Oh god. I ... baby my women. And I counsel friends in distress!"

Jess: "Do you need a bun in your oven?"

Garth: "I don't know, honey. Are we ready to take that step?!"